By Jesse Clark Published: June 01st, 2012 When somebody wants to make you feel OK about your shitty life, theyll usually say, "At least you have your health." If you dont have tha...
By Adam Tod Brown Published: June 01st, 2012 A few weeks ago, I wrote an article called 6 Popular Upbeat Songs You Didnt Realize Are Depressing. The article went over pretty well, but as ...
By Daniel OBrien Published: June 01st, 2012 Over Memorial Day Weekend, a Florida man, (who was profoundly disturbed), stripped off all of his clothes, pounced on a sleeping homeless man a...
By CRACKED Readers Published: June 01st, 2012 Paparazzi give us the opportunity to see the tattoos actors have digitally removed or covered up with makeup in movies. But what about the ta...
By BriTANick.com Published: June 01st, 2012
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By Jacopo della Quercia Published: May 31st, 2012 Weve written once before about make-believe fantasylands we thought existed solely in the minds of comic book writers and dead English pr...
By Soren Bowie Published: May 31st, 2012 One day in the distant future, long after our society has fallen to an alien army or some new up-and-coming species (elktopi?), I hope that they w...
By John Cheese Published: May 31st, 2012 Gamers fear change the way farmers market customers fear bathing. Its not unjustified -- the gaming industry has given us plenty of reasons to, as...
By Robert Brockway Published: May 31st, 2012 In no other genre is setting as important as it is in science fiction: No matter how intricate the books plot, or how chisel-jawed that Hollyw...
By Adam Tod Brown,Logan Trent Published: May 31st, 2012
By Adam Wears,S. McClelland-Crosby Published: May 30th, 2012 No professional position, aside from perhaps police officer and horny pizza delivery boy, is more frequently misrepresented in...
By David Dietle Published: May 30th, 2012 Prehistory had no shortage of terrifying monsters, with everything from the more well-known Raptors and Rexes to super rats and three-eyed shrimp...
By CRACKED Readers Published: May 30th, 2012 Every great video game is exactly one decision away from being a disaster. We asked you to prove it by changing a single decision in the devel...
By Jack OBrien,The Furlinator Published: May 30th, 2012
By Mohammed Shariff Published: May 29th, 2012 A lot of people accuse hip-hop artists of stealing their best music. You cant get through a rap song nowadays without hearing bits and snippe...
By Chris Bucholz Published: May 29th, 2012 Dear Aunt Sandra, So this Thank You card is something my moms been on me to do for awhile (you know what shes like). I kept telling her I was sa...
By Christina H Published: May 29th, 2012 Anyone whos ever watched a really lame, unoriginal stand-up routine knows that "We need to talk ..." is a magical red flag phrase that mea...
By After Hours Published: May 29th, 2012
By Joe Oliveto Published: May 28th, 2012 Its no coincidence that so many of our modern gadgets seem to have come from Star Trek -- our inventors and engineers all grew up watching it. In ...
By XJ Selman Published: May 28th, 2012 Ever fly into a rage for no reason? You think youre calm, but something comes along and pricks your balloon, and suddenly youre screaming at the car...
By Seanbaby Published: May 28th, 2012 Are you a sex addict? Does your child have ADHD? Which Glee character are you? There are thousands of ways for mental hypochondriacs to go online and...
By CRACKED Readers Published: May 28th, 2012 The vast majority of video game characters we come across are only on screen for a few seconds. In that time they often behave in surprising w...
By After Hours Published: May 28th, 2012
By Lillian Marx Published: May 27th, 2012 The most underrated part of college is what you learn outside of the classroom. And no, were not talking about the stuff your parents worry about...
By Luke McKinney Published: May 27th, 2012 Lucha libre is for people bored of the WWEs plodding realism. American wrestling is to lucha libre as American football is to real football: It ...
By CRACKED Readers Published: May 27th, 2012 Since Hollywood got her mitts on the Facebook story, weve seen non-fiction books adapted to the screen with a reckless abandon that surely for...
By Eddie Rodriguez,Dennis Fulton Published: May 26th, 2012 Committing large-scale crimes should, rightfully, be a game strictly for adults. But as weve shown time and again, kids are capa...
By Adam Tod Brown Published: May 26th, 2012 Hey, remember how my first column mentioned that I lived in South Dakota, and then my next column said I was living in a shitty motel, and then...
By Kier Harris,Gabriel Oliver Published: May 25th, 2012 Look, we dont want to come off as ignorant of other cultures here. Are the celebrations below involving fire and dicks and animal s...
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