Today, I made brownies. Jokingly, I told my brother not to offer brownies to everyone he sees walking down the sidewalk. So what does he do? Runs outside, sees an old man strolling along with his wal...
Today, me & my friend went to 5 Below to buy Christmas presents. We decided to buy our friend a dart board & a Justin Bieber poster so she can throw darts at him. When we were paying, we were $3 shor...
Today, my older sister told me that last night i sleep walked into my living room, watched her for a couple of minutes, then said “astronauts are waiting outside for their pancakes on the boat, feed ...
Today I met the guy I like at the park. We spent the entire time wizard battling and playing ninja’s. I knew I liked him for a reason. OurLAA
Today (7 seconds ago), I was on mysteryseeker.com and I typed in what is my mission. My mission is to make several paper airpanes, write love haikus on them, and then throw them into the street. Than...
A while ago, I was helping out at pizza ranch and my teacher shows up there, while walking backwards he runs into a pole and starts saying, “Oh, I am very sorry” he then turns around and says, “Oh, y...
Today I was feeling sad, and my friend, trying to cheer me up, posted a happy birthday on my wall. At least 100 others did the same. It’s June 17th and my birthday is in January. It made my day. MLIA.
Today my little sister’s friend was living at my house again. And she started to doodle on my folder, half way through her doodle she looked up and said,” Wait a flying whalecorn is just a flying nar...
Last weekend, my friends and I were looking for movies on tv and we came across The Mummy Returns. We decided to watch it as none of us had seen it in a long time. 10 minutes later, mum opened the do...
Yesterday, my class started secret santa. My secret santa got me a crayola coloring book and crayons. Today my secret santa gave me dinosaur finger puppets. Who ever you are, I LOVE YOU! MILA
Today I saw a post that said “The other day I went to visit colleges with my dad. I walked through the halls of the dorms and there were colored in Disney coloring pages. I then found out there was a...
Today while going out for lunch my mum parked the car extremely close to the one in front. Instead of walking around the car to get out, I ninja rolled across the hood then proceeded to get a high fi...
Today “Put a Ring On It” came on the radio and my 9 year old nephew with aspergers syndrome moonwalked into the room. I stood up and we danced out the rest of the 4 minute song, once it was over he w...
I was on DBPB and saw this: Dear Waldo, please return my invisibility cloak ASAP. Sincerly, H. Potter. Well THAT explains a lot.
Today my teacher was doing a prize thing. So we all had to put our names on paper and put it in a hat. Instead of putting my name I put Harry potter to see if she would call me. She did. But after sh...
Last night, I realized I pretty much sprint through my house when it’s dark. Why? I’m scared of the dark; and I don’t want the monster that’s chasing to get me. When I reach my room it’s like a impen...
Today, while I was eating a bowl of cereal, I saw my sister acting like a ninja. I looked away uninterested then heard a loud thud, I turned to see my sister sucking her thumb. Turns out she hit her ...
So, today I was reading fun facts on my phone and I came across one that said “An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights.” I immediately thought ...
Today my friend, who I got addicted to MLIA, was telling me about how she was trying to get her mom to give her phone back. Aparently she said “I don’t even miss talking to my boyfriend! I just want ...
Today in my dream I woke up at 7:30. When I really woke up and saw it was 7. I immediately thought I had time traveled. MLIA.
Today, I found out that when my parents were young, my dad had his friend go into my moms work (at a hotel), and put on the batman theme song loud enough for everyone to hear. He then ran in dressed ...
Today, while at the zoo, a llama tried to pull down my pants. MLIA
Today I saw a gang of kids passing a construction field. They threw snowballs at the workers. Instead of getting angry the boss yelled; Get down! We’re under attack! And proceded to use an excavator ...
Today I read a post that said: “Today I read an MLIA that said, ‘Today, I learned the J.K Rowling based Hogwarts on my school. Mind. Blown. MLIA.’ I think I am speaking for all MLIA-ers when I ask; W...
Google vs. Yahoo. I typed in “mlia is” Google said (among others): MLIA is the best website ever, and MLIA is average. Yahoo… said nothing. GOOGLE WINS
Today, my mom heard me talking in my sleep so she came into my room to see what was going on. Apparently, I then barked at her until she left the room…MLIA
Today, my friends and I brought our wands to the Deathly Hallows midnight premiere. We cast spells at each other. After I killed my friend with the worst unforgivable curse and she died dramatically,...
Today I read on FML “Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, “Do you believe in unicorns?” I answered, “No.” He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hyster...
Today I was at the mall with a friend. Suddenly she laughed and said ‘That guy was wearing a Where’s Waldo shirt!’ I turned around quickly, asking where. She looked around for a second before saying,...
Today, my friend gave me a piggyack ride all around our school campus. While I was on her back, we were singing “Colors of the Wind” at the top of our lungs. Did the teachers stop us? No, they were b...
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