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Wooden Walrus
woodenwalrus.blogspot.com
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The Wooden Walrus is run by Tasha Wood. Wood as in cock. Cock as in penis. Penis as in the thing they eat in china. A complete shit stirring, uncensored, random look at fashion.
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31 aug 10

Dear Followers,

I regret to inform that as of a few weeks my blog will be NO MORE. Yes...I am deleting it.Why? Well...as you are probably aware I rarely use it. I guess its just not me anymore. I prefer to remain an...

30 aug 10

Calypso

(yep, growing my hair!)I wear this dress EVERYWHERE. Urban Outfitters is my whore.On an unrelated note (arent my blogs always unrelated?) I went into the Apple store and got my iphone replaced for fr...

20 aug 10

Widdly Scuds?

Firstly, I apologize for not posting in, well, FOREVER. But I was in the Melbournezzz for a week then crappy Canberra for another week! I have uploaded a few photos (out of six-fucking-hundred) to my...

13 aug 10

OH NOEZ

19 jul 10

Nom nom nom.

I want a boy that would cook me a cake like this.

18 jul 10

Hello pretty quote,

This is probably a rare example of me being deep, brooding and intellectual...I know right? I actually enjoy the written word! Dont worry dear fucked up readers, it wont happen again. Dick jokes will...

18 jul 10

Jennas 18th

I dont remember much...but what I do remember is watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas at 2am, Jägerbombs, and exposed breasts.I think that constitutes a good night!

17 jul 10

FFFUUUUUU...

I wish my hair would just hurry up and grow.

15 jul 10

Garden Party Dress

The dress I purchased off Etsy friggin AGES ago just arrived. Bit unhappy that it took so long for her to post it but I guess she is lucky I love the dress. Plus my best friends birthday dress came w...

15 jul 10

Attack of the Killer Vibrators.

I had a brilliant idea! On my way to the airport I am going to buy at least 15 dildos and stash them in my purse. When I arrive at customs I am going to take them all out, one by one, and place them ...

14 jul 10

Little Black Dress

I brought this dress today for $49. It has a petticoat underneath and the most adorable bow at the back! *jizz*Shoes are from Urban Outfitters (fit perfectly!), so is the bag and the hat I got off et...

13 jul 10

Calling all Melbournites!

Our little gang will be down there on the week of the 26th this month! I ask you, fluffy munchers, any good gigs? Events? Tourist sites? Clubs? Parks? Strip Clubs? Nudist Colonies? All of the above? ...

11 jul 10

Retrogasm

Im having a little sale on my store :) Thought I would put a discount on everything as I am having a good day! Heaps of stuff under $25 and up to 50% on everything else ♥ And because Im feeling EXTRA...

30 jun 10

Vlog

Come one, come all, I am making a video blog!I wouldnt have a clue what to talk about so throw ideas at me. Anything, honestly. I can answer questions, tell jokes, fart, wrestle with my cat, say unus...

27 jun 10

Hurr Durr Im a Burr

23 jun 10

Hello, Urban Outfitters.

Hurry up in the mail and BE ON MY BODY.

18 jun 10

YES.

BUY ME THIS AND I WILL GIVE YOU MUDKIPZ.

15 jun 10

Yo,

Im a dementor...in da hood.

12 jun 10

AHOY!

It finally arrived! Too bad yesstyles idea of "One Size" doesnt cater for a curvy figure. Bit tight, but still fits :)We went to sizzler. The food is awful, but the deserts are great. I had d...

11 jun 10

MELBOURNE HOLIDAY

Yes, yes yes. Jenna and I are going to Melbourne on the 26th of July to visit our best friend Jessica! We have planned to get drunk on champagne the whole flight even though our flight is at 8am. Tha...

10 jun 10

What I Brought

Thank you Etsy for being the bestest thing ebbberrrr :3

10 jun 10

asdfhf

So all the bums hang out by my local store. They have a leader we call King Bum...He got dethroned by police today for choking a hooker. The bum hierarchy is in shambles right now.Also, I declare blu...

10 jun 10

Martinz

What a pretty shoe :O(link)

31 may 10

Mustard

WOOAH THEREtsk tsk tskThis be my new hair!Its actually tied up at the back, so no, I didnt cut it all off :)

30 may 10

Quick, to the slutcave!

Holy herpes batman!

27 may 10

Sailor Dress

Accidentally landed on a $10 coupon for yesstyle.com.au and got this little beauty for only $25! Yeaaahhh dude. And tomorrow Im getting my hair dyed like these lovely ladies:SO MUCH EXCITE!

26 may 10

New Stock!

24 may 10

Lol of the week

Haaaa..hahaha...ha..Whoever came up with that caption is a champion.

21 may 10

Tuxedo Dress

AND SHE STRIKES! SSSCCOORRREEEEE!!!Yeah, bitches. Couple of years ago I brought a pair of shoes at a vintage store that I though were "fashionable". As I pretty abruptly came out of my fashio...

20 may 10

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