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TAKE A CHEETOS BREAKI have never seen a commercial that dances closer to how I feel every time I eat Cheetos in my entire life only the crunchy kind, puffs are barf. When I used to work at a bang dur...
Mostly, robots are biding time and resources until they can launch their full scale attack aimed at the mass and total extinction of the human race. But in those rare instances in which they are not ...
Picture this: Youve got a mega-poop ready to leave your butt hole. READY TO LEAVE. You also have a small child baby ready to kidnapped if you leave it on the counter in the Wal*Mart bathroom youre in...
I like LEGOS a lot. I played with them all the time as a child. I played with them so much that each and every LEGO guy that I owned has his little back story and personality and everyone would have ...
comic sansWhos drunk? EVERYONE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES!!! But anyway, liveblog central here! Whos excited? NO ONE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES!!!But twiceyway, Ill be watching this 3 trillion hour show and you ...
Were gonna make this one short and sweet. The season finale of Hoarders was about rats. THOUSANDS OF RATS. There was some other deplorable woman on the episode, she had cats and she lived in a house ...
I was gonna try to make fun of this Tron Segway like it was some sort of life long virginity badge but Id totally take this for a spin and never walk again in my life - walking is for assholes if I h...
Let me first start off by saying this. Secondly, let me say that this may seem kinda gross to you, but obviously, youve never put this delectable deliciousness in your mouth.Maris Bacon Jam is a wond...
THIS CAKE IS WHAT I WANT FOR EVERY BIRTHDAY/WEDDING/RETIREMENTPAR TY THAT I AM EVER BEING HONORED FOR. FOREVER. This is seriously my childhood in cake form. Kill me now because I know Ill never have t...
BARE LIFTSWhat do you do when your boobs are sag sacks and you are getting ready to have a night out on the town in your brand new strapless tramp dress to find yourself a man!? You cant let those sa...
Its been a full month or two long bender since Bad Girls Club: Miami ended and what a sad, sober, and quiet time it was. Thankfully, OXYGEN is ready to remedy that situation with an all new season. B...
Im not always on board the Jim Carrey train because I get anxiety attacks when people real needy for attention true story, I had a crippling anxiety attack on NJ Transit one time watching a kid ask h...
I had to work today. Today is Saturday. On this Saturday I had to be at work at 7am. That is officially THREE hours earlier than when I normally have to arrive at work. On days that are not Saturdays...
This sassy-eyed petunia is Heidi the Cross-Eyed Possum I refuse to add the "O" because Im not an asshat and shes a famous resident of some German zoo. Famous you ask? How could a good ol Verg...
this is my actual dog.::DISCLAIMER:: Friendships. Do you have pets? You do! Wonderful. My family has a pet dog named Bo. He is great. He sleeps curled up in a ball like a small dog would even though ...
like shooting millions of dead fish in a bayI wasnt gonna say anything when all of those birds dropped out of the sky in Arkansas when fireworks got them or something, because we all love fireworks. ...
Oh Ohio...This is 850 pounds of marijuana. It was discovered in the home of a Butler County man after he called the police because he had been shot in the face by some peeps that were breaking into h...
The worlds gift to print, Vanity Fair, has a spread on the worlds enemy to teenage hymens, Justin Bieber and as you can obviously expect from two of the worlds greatest creations, its the greatest. I...
GPS devices are awesome because navigating the roads of New Jersey where I reside on the regs is like trying to navigate an M. C. Escher painting. And have you ever needed to print directions off Goo...
2011 brings segments back from heaven! Thats right, Commercial of the Week is back! Oh zing zang burp!This commercial is way old, but it appeared today while my ma and I were enjoying a nice episode ...
yarssss plezzzzzAaaaaaannnnnd, after over a month of wah wah zingo nothing, Im back dont call it a comeback (barf)! Back from what? A terrible bout with Minecraft kill.me.now., an embarrassing addict...
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Seriously you guys, this Barnes and Noble is like five seconds from where I work. Im totally serious here. I get off work at 6:00 and can be there in five literal seconds. Because Ill apparate there ...
I have been to a lot of weddings over the 2010 year. I think around eight or nine. Of those, I was only a groomsman in one of them. Having been to so many and part of one, I know the importance of th...
This is exactly why Im a dog person. You wouldnt see a cat doing this. The moment a cat realizes youre never coming back, it pukes on your bed.FOLLOW ON twitter AND facebook
OH THANK GAWD... Pajama Jeans. And theres even an accompanying infomercial for all of our viewing pleasures after the break...Christmas can come early this year friendships... and by "come early&...
Michael Jackson is dead and releasing a new album sometime from the afterlife and lucky for us his first single was posted on MichaelJackson.com for all of us to enjoy.It is called Breaking News and ...
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Its true! Everyone poops! So many animals on this planet and all of them poop. I suddenly realized though, that I had never seen the poop of the vast majority of the animals on this great planet. How...
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