Today, I was out driving and saw a building with lots of graffiti on it. When I stopped at the light to read it, it said, "Anyone interested in time travel should meet me here last Thursday.&quo...
While I was on Cleverbot, I asked it if itwas on Team Edward or Team Jacob. Its reply: Team Snape. I am glad to know that for once, Cleverbot knows That Harry Potter IS more important than Twilight! ...
Today, I went onto mysterseeker for the first time. My mission? Start a Harry Potter duel with the next person I see. Mission accepted, defeated a Twilight fanatic. MLIA
Today, I went to Applebees and at the one I go to they have this giant plastic pony. Halfway through eating I turn and see a 4 year old boy beating it with a spoon saying, "Why. Wont. You. Turn....
Today, I discovered you can play snake when your youtube video starts buffering. Guess who spent the entire video playing it? MLIA
Today I was DBPB, and read this; "Dear girls who want a knight in shining armor, Id rather have a ninja. Sincerely, not your average girl." Im sure that she is one of us. MLIA
Today, a friend and I went into the Apple store and used the paint feature on all the iPads to detail an epic fight between pirate and ninja in stick figure form. MLIA
Today, I read this story: "Today i came across this post: "Today I met a girl whos turning 10 on 10-10-10 and was born 10 minutes after 10am. Yep thats right. She will never be average. MIL...
Today I convinced my sister to wear a Gryffindor scarf and Harry Potter glasses in her senior pictures. MLIA.
Last night, I was skyping my boyfriend, but fell asleep. To my surprise, I woke up this morning, to see that he fell asleep as well just so he wouldnt have to hang up on me. Best part? I woke up to h...
Today I installed the light saber app on both my parents smartphones. I can still hear them dueling and laughing madly from the other end of the house. MLIA.
Today, my friend was playing with tape during class. She had a little left over, so she stuck the last tiny bit on my jeans and whispered, "Happy Birthday." Without thinking about it, I scr...
Today was my schools last day of classes. During lunch, which was outside today, the seniors brought a big, furry, black alpaca. It came inside during our assembly. MLIA
When I must have been about 2, for the first Christmas that I actually understood you could ask for presents, I asked for a watermelon and two chocolate bars. I think my priorities were definitely in...
Usually our teacher has us do practice work that he puts on the board in the beginning of class. Today when I walked in, there were only three squiggly lines drawn on the board. When the class starte...
I had to do a project on an animal-of-my-choice that counted for sixty-percent of my grade. I chose a narwhal. While doing the oral portion, I explained that narwhals dont have functional teeth, so t...
While driving around with my friends we deceided to stop for a bite to eat. After stopping in the parking lot at a Mi Casitas we discovered that the cop next to us was playing Words with Friends on h...
Today I visited the site mystery seeker. I searched for what should I do and It came up with your mission is to go to MLIA, get a kitten, and put the kitten on your keyboard. Submit what it types Nee...
Today during lunch my friend started singing "Bananaphone" to herself. Soon our entire group of about seven was singing along. Once the song was finished we looked around and saw that the e...
Today I at school I saw that on the carton of milk they have a warning: Contains Milk...MLIA
Today I started humming the catdog theme song, my dad then proceeded to put the song on his phone and started singing along. Best dad ever? I think so. MLIA
Today, I am helping out my college for an open evening. We had to give out goodie bags. I handed one to a tall goth lad and the next thing I heard was his squeel of excitement at the lolly in the bag...
Today, at the bowling alley, my best friend and I got the lane next to some rather cute, nerdy guys. One of them yelled out "Leroyyyyyyy Jenkiiiinnnns!" And made a strike. I yelled out &quo...
A week ago, I was playing the iPod shuffle game with my friend. I asked her iPod if my crush liked me back. The song that came up was my crushs first name. That wouldve been great, except that my cru...
Today, we were practicing writing essays for the AP test in my English class. We were supposed to choose "one of the following books or a work of similar literary merit" to write about, and...
Today, my school had a free dress day in which uniforms were not compulsory. While the rest of my school wore regular clothes, I wore my sheep-printed flanelette pyjamas, complete with a fluffy blue ...
I just finished studying China. Instead of watching some ancient movie, my teacher decided to let us watch Mulan. BEST TEACHER EVER. MLIA.
Today I read this story: Today, I found out that one of my university professors is Professor Moody. Im going to enjoy this class very much. MLIA. After reading it I realized that my grandfathers nam...
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