In Food Network’s new tradition of dumbing everything down to moron-level, prepare to be razzle-dazzled by the culinary masterpiece that is… FROZEN GRAPES! Yes, this is an actual recipe o...
Glamour Shots are hilarious on their own, but when Food Network personalities are thrown into the mix, THEY’RE EVEN BETTER! Here’s what we imagine some of their Glamour Shots would have l...
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(Part 1 can be found here) (If you enjoyed this, you can find part 1 of this series here. You may also like the 20 Funniest Restaurant Pun Names.) Related posts:The Worst Restaurant Names In The Worl...
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When you have Food Network playing in the background every weekday afternoon like I do, this is really all you notice after awhile: IN A NUTSHELL: morning and evening programming coming soon! Related...
And now, one of my favorite features… CLOSE TO ZERO! Ethnic diversity in one of Giada’s get-togethers: Chance Ina Garten would drive a Hyundai: Movement in Rachael Ray’s eyebrows: P...
So mom and dad were wrong. I *can* be a professional Shredded Cheese Authority. Thanks, Food Network! (via) Related posts:8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra LeeUnnecessarily Censoring The Food Netw...
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Subtitled parodies of Adolf Hitler’s last days in the Berlin bunker have been circling around the internet for years. Someone finally got around to making a few Food Network spoofs of the famou...
A lot of recipes from Food Network hosts are simple and easy, but this carrot-ginger salad from Robin Miller takes the cake: Seriously, Robin Miller? Pre-shredded carrots covered with store-bought dr...
Over the weekend, a few friends and I went to Kohl’s to pick up some new bath towels. While there, we decided to poke around in the housewares section to see if anything fun was on sale. While ...
An FNH reader named Carlos recently watched The Rainmaker, the 1997 John Grisham movie starring Matt Damon, and noticed a familiar face in the crowd during a bar scene: It’s totally Claire Robi...
If you use Google, chances are you know about Auto-Suggest. When you type a few letters into the search box, Google guesses what you’re searching for and offers suggestions in real time. The suggesti...
New Rule: If Brian Boitano wants people to stop speculating about his sexuality, he has to stop throwing “sausage shindigs” for “secret societies.” Newsflash, Boitano: people...
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“This is beautiful butt juice. It’s gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself!” Related posts:Gordon Ramsay Talks DirtyDear Sandra Lee, BABY FOOD Is Not An Ingredient (With Vid...
One word: Ewwwwwwww. I had no idea Emeril was peddling his own line of “Bam” meals until FNH reader Anya sent me this photo. She found a gigantic stack of them sitting at her local Marc...
On a recent rerun of Semi-Homemade (subtitled: SEMI OUT OF HER FREAKING MIND), Sandra Lee created a “Denim & Diamonds” tablescape that will definitely go down in history as one of th...
Alex Guarnaschelli made fish en papillote on this weekend’s episode of Alex’s Day Off, and I swear to God, the woman used enough aluminum foil to stretch from Earth to the moon 17 times: ...
April 15th is right around the corner! Here’s a list of deductions and credits that you loyal Food Network watchers might have missed on your tax returns this year: The Garbage Bowl Credit If ...
Rachael Ray makes a lot of expressive faces. As such, it can be difficult – if not impossible – for the novice Food Network watcher to know just what she’s trying to convey with eac...
Hello, jaw. Meet floor. You’re about to watch Sandra Lee cook with JARS OF BABY FOOD. Sometimes, I have no words. This is one of those times. “It’s gonna taste like you baked it fro...
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You think you know your Food Network stars? Prove it! Can you figure out which personality is serving up these beef skewers? IS IT: A) Sandra Lee B) Rachael Ray C) Melissa d’Arabian D) Giada De...
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Come, my dear children, and kneel at the heels of your rich Italian grandparents, for we now bestow upon you the Ten Commandments of Giada De Laurentiis. I. Thou shalt always… (always)… z...
I didn’t watch this week’s Vermont Brownie Company episode of Throwdown With Bobby Flay, but luckily, FNH reader Paul did. During the plated shots of the entries at the end, the Vermont ...
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