In a wild western brothelwhere pioneers leave their splinterstheres a portrait hung on the wallof a lad suffering four wintersThe lad is Monty Costcohis bargains cant be beatwhen you buy in bulkyou r...
It was in the later years of his life that Marcel turned to tiny bits and evaporated. Ever since that day doctors have been baffled, stumped and struck off over this intriguing case. Other than that ...
The drowsy bees
Hail Caesar! Clearing up later this afternoon
Do you have an idea? Is it weak and in need of help? Why not brainstorm it!!!??? All the cool creatives are doing it. Several people will dilute an idea to absolutely nothing faster than a speeding b...
when spoonerisms collideAnyway, I took a look at this old cartoon (right) and made my own version (left). As you can see the original (right) oozes charm and a mastery not evident in my own effort (l...
Broke it
On a recent walk about the countlee sime i took thi photograph of the elements. If you look closely you can notiss a Ox, Lady owl, Otto the contemptible squ irl, Henry Miller, a burrowing na...
its early its lateyour misunderstood and unkindan end to niggles thumps and hateput your differences in a bag labelled nevermindorkill splat twist... render!
Posh Poem Number FiVeShe was a horsey womanhe was a horsey horsewhile 19 gears were set forwardthe remainder were set to revorse
Far, far too lucid
Does anyone else care?You know when people say, I wish I knew what I know now when I was youngerThey dont mean it. On the surface they mean it, but, they really dont mean it
Que?
Let em eat eggs! ..... and chips... yeah... egg and chips!!
bees and bleating wasps willy wetno time for spring time till summers here yet
We got salad and mash potato and sausage cocktails aaaaaaaaand horse whips, orange whips and rusty hooks and 3 types of fizzy pop and limeade and chicken drum kits and latvian dancing snakes and an i...
Now Jockys gone tooIts about as subtle as turnip sack thumping ...on a fence- Sid Waddell
...at the too much information desk
When a job comes in with the words dominatrix style woman, big boobs, good hips, carrying a whip and looking miffed in the brief.... some days its just fine to be chained to a desk developing texaco ...
Inducing violent gastric disorderwith flavoursome treats from over the border
Yeah... remember to save... crash... oh dear... crash... cup of tea... mmmm.... lost
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