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Fashion Coconuts : Fashion Loving and Bashing
fashioncoconuts.blogspot.com
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Quirky blog about fashion, trends, style! Shopping tips, bargains and fun comments about all things fashion! My sharp keyboard does not miss any fashion fail or fashion win!
#52016 in All , #5883 in General Fashion

Change of Address!

Evening Ladies & Gents, I have now officially moved to a psychiatric asylum from which I am blogging about my mundane stylish existence : The Devil Wears Prozac If you feel like joining, please d...

06 apr 12

The Hangover 3 : Bangkok Has Had Him And Spat Him Out.

...For any of you who havent watched the Hangover 2, all ya need to know is that when Bangkok has got you, it likes to mess around with you (this may involves lady balls and/or drug addicted monkeys)...

22 jan 12

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu !

Nope, I am not about to jump off London Bridge and proclaim my love for Batman in the vain hope that hell get the memo - I have just decided to move on to bigger things (Oi dont be perverts!!) and a ...

10 oct 11

Baby Cross Me One More Time

Across: - Overrated store whose name rhymes with cock flop (if pronounced by Super Mario after a heavy night of coke blowing with Lady Gaga and Papa Smurf at Donatellas private partay.) (7) -Item of ...

18 aug 11

Snoop Boobie Dog : Fo Shizzle My Nipplzz

Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out ?  To this never-ending philosop...

09 jun 11

Jesus Is Back...And So Am I...!

...But unlike Jesus, I have not been stuck in the 80s for the last 3 months or so. Thanks ASOS for bringing the Lord back, but seriously, couldnt you have Timberlaked it and brought sexyback?! Anyway...

03 apr 11

Talk To The Hand...The Face Is Sick!

Naaaah! I was not trying to be rude to you people. Just tryin to be clever with my blog title...You know, since my post is going to be about DYI and homemade stoof and all that....Shame it is fa...

13 jan 11

Life In Plastic, Its Not Fantastic ! (Come on Barbie, Lets Go Crazy)

- Hi Barbie! - Hi Ken! - You wanna go for a ride at the landfill site? - Sure, Ken! - Jump in! - Ha ha ha ha! (I hope I am not the only one who knows this song...!!) Aaaaaaaanyway. Did you know that ...

12 jan 11

Thats Flare Enough!

Goddammit. I wish I could explain my lack of online presence by a romantic kidnapping to Venice by Gerard Butler and his flying kilt followed by a subsequent gentleman rescue back to t...

10 jan 11

Its The Final Countdown (dadadada dadadadada dadadada dadadadadadada)!

Thank you to everyone who has spent some time with me this year on this nutty blog !! Feeders, Googlers, people searching for nekkid people and people searching for barrels of monkeys included! Happy...

31 dec 10

Stop! In The Name of Blog

Today, I am getting off my pedestal. Partly not of my own will, it actually broke due to too many turkey sandwiches, brussel sprouts (they totally took the Lady out of me) and chocolate truffles...

29 dec 10

#TEAMKRISTY : Because She Is Worth It !

Today is a special day for me. It is time for me to pay for all my narcissism and not only thank a fabulous blogger and fabulous blogger friend for her constant support (she was one of the first ladi...

22 dec 10

My Name is Axxx And I Am a Bagaholic

As far as I can remember, my addiction to handbags can be traced as far back as the minute I reached the walking age. Which is also the age for the typical girl conditioning : girls must carry plasti...

21 dec 10

OMG Woman Resigns From Her Job! (*Carine Roitfeld Resigns From French VOGUE)

... And guess what? I dont give a Wintours magical barnets ass. Seriously, I am probably going to sound like the most ignorant fashion blogger in the blogosphere but whilst I enjoy reading blogs and ...

18 dec 10

Pimp My CPU! (How Geek Is Your Love)

Does anyone elses office / desk look like something out of one of Bill Gatess lesbian fantasy dream? Starring sparkly mouse, pink mousemat and kinky USB cable? Mine is on its way of lo...

16 dec 10

Culture is like jam, the less we have the more we spread it.

Did I mention that when something startles me I have a habit of spitting my vanilla latte onto my laptop/co-worker/or back-to-the-coffe-cup? This morning, I had a hot chocolate. Youd think I was safe...

14 dec 10

Rather Be Punched Than Wear A Poncho.

Have you ever heard the expression: "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"? Here in the UK we have reached that time of the year when it is cold enough to freeze the s...

10 dec 10

Suit Yourself ! (or Boob Yoourself)

Sorry to all the blondies reading this, but whenever there is a TV/Cinema/book battle between a brunette and a blondie, I will always take side with the Dark side of the Force. Yes, I am pa...

03 dec 10

I Winged It Mister Wang!

This weekend my boyfriend and I proudly resorted for the first time in 2010 to our winter catchphrase,  which is meant to last until at least March 2011. What is it? Well, fir...

29 nov 10

This Is Not A Christmas List...Just A Friendly Reminder To My Gift Buyers :)

Dont pull it too much love. You may not look so demure afterwards. ASOS £35.00 I would totally shave my legs in the winter for these.Vivienne Westwood SATC shoes £445.00 Who knew S&M co...

26 nov 10

The Stairway To Heaven Is Yours For £45.00

Oh dear. I was about to write a post about how I love tulip dresses and skirts when I stumbled upon this thing from Aqua @ ASOS. First thing that popped in my mind? Happy Trail + Vagina Drapes. ...

24 nov 10

Fashion Fight Club : Mischief. Mayhem. Martinis.

Okay, first things first: this post is chronologically inaccurate. But it is timeless at the same time. And I am not trying to do some Dumbledore philosophy here - what I mean is that this has&n...

23 nov 10

It Is All Greek To Me!

This weekend I was in Athens. And no, it was not because I took my King Leonidas fantasy too far(though a King Leonidas blow up doll may have made its way back into the UK via someones suitcase?*) bu...

22 nov 10

Phew!!! Woman Wears Dressing Gown, WW3 Is Averted !!!

When I take the train to a business meeting far far away, I have two options : look like a hard-working professional and fiddle my Blackberry until it files a claim for inappropriate touching ,or jus...

15 nov 10

Home Alone : The Retired Years

A 79 years-old woman, who is accidentally left behind whilst her favorite cat flies to Cuba for Christmas, has to defend her home against idiotic burglars. The plan is to scare the shit out of the tw...

12 nov 10

Clutching At Sexy Cocktail Straws

In the Pantheon of the Most Useless Fashion Accessories, it is an established fact that clutches sit quite high up there. They are tiny, cannot hold the full truck load of war paint that most of us n...

11 nov 10

Want Some Fries With That?

Today, I had a productive working day. Did I finish my tasks on time? No, but I got to sit opposite my boss which meant that I could open up tons of Internet Explorer windows that had nothing to do w...

09 nov 10

Lucyfur Has Gone Upmarket

And there I was, thinking that doing a search on tweed would lead me to posh-looking skirts/dresses for work. And then I stumbled upon that monstruosity on ASOS. What can I say? Some people wear thei...

08 nov 10

Aubergines Just Wanna Have Fun!

You know that existential crisis I mentioned a few posts back? Not only did it hit my pocket, it also hurt my head too. In the shape of a lOreal Feria hair dye kit shaded Deep Plum. It was the first ...

07 nov 10

Battlestar Galactica : The Uncut Version

First point : Does anyone know of a nice looking (Robert Downey-ish, Gerard Butler-ish or Johnny Depp-ish), philantropic (has a spare credit card) guy who is looking for a pop-up wife (I can pop up f...

03 nov 10

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