My mother is currently visiting relatives in Taiwan and sent me the following email: Dear Jo: Here is rain everywhere, whole day, whole weeks. I don’t how long we have take it. Food is very whe...
One time we were in California on a family vacation and my mom was driving around looking for a nice beach for us to hang out at. She pulls up to a pedestrian, rolls down her window and asks, “...
For the longest time, my mom didn’t know that one line from “Hey Ya!” by Outkast goes “shake it like a polaroid picture!” Up until the time I corrected her, she’s ...
Mom: and today tony had a surgery ,cut some things from nect [tony is my dad, and she meant neck] Me: what? what things? Mom: meat Me: why? Mom: meat ball Me: hahahahaha so nothing bad? Mom: he eat t...
Mom: Today I learned something new at work. Me: What’s that? Mom: What day is today? Me: Wednesday? Mom: Yes, so then? Me: I don’t get it. Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done...
My mom, sister and I are at the mall. Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket? Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?
Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”? Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”? Mom: Yeah that one.
Our mom tries to keep the windows splatter-free.
Subject: hi Mess your new nick name is Mess because you are a mess. work harder on your career. mom
Yesterday we were in the tile shop, and my lovely mother was discussing with the shopkeeper about the problems she had with her carpet. Basically, the man said that problem was a big one, and that wh...
My mom got me a cake to celebrate my law school graduation:
Getting ready to drive on a rainy night. Mom: Be careful! Me:OK. Mom: You know, if you die your Dad will kill you. I not responsible if Dad kill you. Me: Hahaha, OK.
It’s hot here now but manageable. My biggest problem is the mosquitoes. I get at least one bite per minute outside. The bite turn into a big bump right away and itchy. I am afraid to go outside...
My darling Korean mother struggles to remember the name of the place my sister went during her last vacation in Peru. She calls it “Mucho Coochie.”
“Any women their husband cheat on them they should cut off his dingy and put it in the disposal.”
From: Mom Date: Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 4:33 PM Subject: waiting for car in Toyota To: Simon Simon Its interesting here, my car recall for the brake , I am in Toyota now waiting to fix it and they have t...
Mom: (screams my full name in Chinese) Come here!! Something wrong with computer!! Me: (goes into the study to see what’s wrong) Mom: It keep tell me to press ‘any’ key to continue!...
Me: Hey mama! There’s a mymomisafob.com. Mom: No thanks. I don’t want a membership. Me: ………… Me: You don’t apply for one.
My mom was so excited when she took me the first time to this Vietnamese night club in Westminster. She goes there often with her friends. While snacking on some food and waiting for the music to com...
I’m an Emergency Medicine physician. At Thanksgiving dinner, my family members were talking about how long they had to wait in the ER waiting room when they each had various illnesses. My Filip...
“Do not eat boba. It is causing cancer.”
Mom: Are you glad Aladdin was killed? Me: You mean Bin Ladin?
Mom: Don’t post your pictures on Facebook people can use it against you. Me: Oh don’t worry, I don’t have any crazy pictures to post. Mom: Don’t post any pictures at all peopl...
I was driving and I pulled up to a car looking similar to mine. Me: Look! It’s my car! Mom: I like the color (dark grey) it’s very Oregon. Me: …It’s what? Mom: The color is ve...
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