Hey...what's up blog? I have been lazily tumbl'in' my life away because it is so much easier and does not involve so many words. But check this out, I kept handling the Céline "Me...
You might never be able to afford that Céline Resort 2012 rubber raincoat but there's another option: A more feminine silhouette, classic trench details, guaranteed rainproof and it's cheap...
These Inge Johnson embroideries are the best parts of Richard Saja and John Baldessari. I like them a lot.
PART 1: I've been sitting on this for weeks because of the absolute rage dolphin that gets caught up in my fashion love shame macrame gill net.That's a lot of things but understand this, I ...
"Hey I like your shirt, does it come in Mens?"
Marni F/W 2011 The whole collection was magnificent but these were what stuck out in my mind as important watershed 2011 concepts: FUR-llaboration Print on print violence Coral + dark emerald green =...
I remembered Michael Caine having a vaguely hot wife but I had no idea this scorcher has been married to him since the early 70s. Eat your heart out Helen Mirren. I'm glad for him, he'...
As a union dues paying member here is a centennial celebration I can get behind. I've been excited for it all week and everything has been a total bizarro world confluence leading up to Friday, ...
Mink Womb Swathes and David Byrne shoulders? Sign me up.
"If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear." Right now, all I have energy for is waiting to see how Céline will diffuse into Zara separates. Seriously.
Jenni Kayne FW 2011 One thing I love is when a single shoe is used throughout an entire show. It tells me that a designer is aware of how you might love a certain pair of shoes and attempt to wear th...
I've watched this half a dozen times and still cannot get enough of the Ricky Nelson dubbed, overcranked image of a dude in Cerruti doing tricks. What's not to love? The Michael Jackson fin...
Julian's shoe game in Less Than Zero is second to none. I know that leather sandals are really frightening for your average man, but this is so Antibes in the 20s incredible, you cannot deny it.
What is up ding dong Magoos? I was going to post this on our nation's blessed half birthday because it is so utterly prescient to my life at the mo' but got hung up on Pre-Fall Céline dre...
VENA CAVA X TEN OVER 6 I've been fiending for this shoe collaboration since last September and have burnt myself out in anticipation. I understand from both sides now since I haven't fel...
Céline Pre-Fall 2011 I feel like the most boring girl in the world for loving Céline. But this feels a bit different. It's not as tasteful as past seasons and seems a bit like grandma dressing i...
Jenni Kayne Pre-Fall 2011 Hey, remember when I was yammering on about luxury sweats? Well how about luxury slippers? I keep seeing the walking dead ambling in public wearing fleece pajama pants and s...
Jil Sander Pre-Fall 2011 Jil Sander is doing things that I like once again. I am not sure who has made the return. Either I have come around and gotten back into minimalism or she's currently do...
Gucci Pre-Fall 2011 Every time I look at this collection I start to hear a certain song in my head. This doesn't lessen my desire to look like some ne plus ultra pétasse bourgeois, because I tot...
Margiela Pre-Fall 2011 I wish more designers used Pre-Fall as a capsule collection of reinterpreted basics for the label. I remember Isaac Mizrahi and/or Lazaro Hernandez saying they always do a plai...
Balenciaga Pre-fall 2011 (all mods c'est moi and MS Paint) As I looked over this collection I couldn't shake the feeling that everything looked best with sneakers. What is wrong with me? I&...
I'm pretty sure that everyone is beyond skulls, especially if Horyn is finally railing against them and has officially not invited them to 2011. Delfina Delettrez's Salome earrings are grea...
We're balls deep in winter beard season and then this had to go and happen. A crucial blow for beard lovers everywhere. I'm going to have to go on beard subsidies. Dan Auerbach went and fr...
Kate Moss must be some kind of fashion savant because her mouth does not work right. No wonder she pulled a Garbo for so long. Ace move sweetheart. Way to play to your strengths. I have been mentally...
I am sure that nearly no dudes are reading this but if you are and you're ever at a loss as to what to get your special ladyfriend, do not, I repeat, Do. Not. Use her Amazon wishlist as a guide....
This image was a game changer for me in 2001, it still is. Jil Sander Spring 2001
If you were wondering where I've been, so has the universe. The radio, it speaks to me. And if you don't know André Cymone, you can look him up. The video remains on trend because it does e...
Hey! New sex term I just invented. Two canadians going at it is called a "toonie". You. Are. Welcome. The real reason I called though, how can you say no to a ruddy, old and Persol'd I...
How are you not dying over these Paige Gamble clutches? The chocolate lizard with the patinaed copper is my favorite. The prices are out to lunch but f-f-f-fantasy pieces usually come with fantastica...
I remember not seeing Tron as a child, even when it came out on VHS and we had to rent a VCR with our videos because we lived in the dark ages. Even then I understood that most realities were not goi...
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