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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.16

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of all the horrible shit you crazy kids say in the comments. Granted nothing can and probably...

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.17.13

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we take a ton of paparazzi celebrity coverage and water it all down to the douchiest of canoes for you to point and laugh at. So today’s ego boosters...

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A (Deferred) Word On Why Chrissy Teigen Was Exactly Right About Farrah Abraham

In response to reading that Farrah Abraham was pretending she got pregnant by James Deen while filming her professional pornographic movie that she tried to lie and say was a leaked sex tape,...

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Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s Going To Bring The Baby On Tour With Kanye BAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TMZ reports: There are reports Kim felt like Kanye was abandoning her by...

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So Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Allegedly Murdered An Attorney For Allegedly Raping Him

Should I really have included the autotune? Probably. So remember Kai The Homeless Hitchhiking Hero who saved a woman’s life by beating a crazy man who thought he was Jesus in the head with a...

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The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Based on the novel I wrote about Star Trek Into Darkness, you’d just assume this is some sort of nerd site for nerdbombers, but for the record, we also post pics of scantily clad women for you to...

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Courtney Stodden Says She Has A Sex Tape Now. Of Course.

For reasons that I’m sure have nothing to do with a former Teen Mom star squirting all over James Deen being a popular topic for roughly 7-10 days, Courtney Stodden now says she made a sex tape....

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Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? And Other News

- Jennifer Lopez wants to marry Casper Smart now. This should end well. - Never mind, GOOP totally loves punk now and the MET Gala. Anna Wintour can release her children now. - No Bras Allowed -...

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Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’

Short Version: This is exactly all you see of this. Enjoy the $8 I just saved you. Fin. It seems like only 11 days ago I wrote a review of Iron Man 3 because I did, so shut up and let my hatred of...

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.16.13

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early so Fish and I can duck out to see Star Trek Into Darkness, which may or may not result in a review depending on how severely...

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Kanye West Is Still Bitching About The Paparazzi Making Him Hit His Head On A Pole

For someone who decided/got tricked into/had his sperm robbed in his sleep which resulted in having a baby with Kim Kardashian of all people, you’d just assume Kanye West would’ve made peace by now...

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Anyone Want To See Heidi Klum’s Nipples?

Posted by Photo Boy Originally, these Heidi Klum shots were going to be just one pic in today’s The Crap We Missed until I showed them to Fish. After he finished smacking my head with a rolled up...

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Those Amy’s Baking Company Idiots Were On The Local News

Probably my favorite part about this whole Amy’s Baking Company fiasco is that not even 10 days after the Internet saw Farrah Abraham get her butthole blown out by James Deen in a graphic,...

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So Kourtney Kardashian Could Lose Custody of Mason If She Refuses A Paternity Test

Back in 2009, I posted about a male model named Premo Stallone who claimed he was the real father of Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby because she hooked up with him 10 months before Mason was born when...

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Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Even The Hottest Person At The Maxim HOT 100 Party

Here’s Miley Cyrus at The Maxim HOT 100 Party where she was the guest of honor despite at least three other women looking as hot if not hotter than her because they didn’t wear a pantsuit. They...

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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News

- Tom Cruise showed up to the premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness to tell J.J. Abrams the true story about the events of Star Wars: Episode VII. “Not a lot of people know this but L. Ron Hubbard...

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.15.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on the two big film premieres from last night. First, there was The Great Gatsby at Cannes, from which two Leonardo DiCaprio...

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Those Amy’s Baking Company Idiots Are Blaming Hackers Now

It was almost impossible to miss this train wreck yesterday, but after appearing on a disastrous episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Gordon Ramsay literally quit after watching the owners steal...

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Captain America Is Gonna Move Some Steroids

A little over two weeks ago, Chris Evans looked like this while attending a GLAAD event with his gay brother Scott. And now here he is on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier yesterday...

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Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Kanye West Is Gay

Kanye West looks like he’s at a funeral every time he has to walk into another paparazzi trap set up by Kim Kardashian, so clearly that means he’s a homosexual who fucks men in the anus, is what...

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Farrah Abraham Is Getting A New Reality Show, According To Farrah Abraham

Because the narrative has to be that her plan worked, here’s Farrah Abraham telling Hollywood Life that she’s moving to LA now to pursue tons of reality show offers, you guys. And, of course, she’s...

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LeAnn Rimes Is Buying Twitter Followers Now

It’s been a while since we’ve posted about how ridiculous LeAnn Rimes‘ life is, so here’s a story about her buying Twitter-bots to follow her because it’s not like she can perform anymore and gain...

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Your Move, Coco, And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - James Franco shit on one of his movies again, except not literally and/or at MOMA this time. - Zoe Saldana is naked, stupid. - Unofficial Chive meet-ups that in no way lead to...

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.14.13

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ve failed in my effort to eliminate the random boobs from this thing with the above pic, but I felt you should know that Aubrey O’Day is still...

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Beyonce’s Probably Fake Pregnant Again

Posted by Photo Boy Like any great illusionist, Beyonce is a master of misdirection. Remember when she secretly incanted Illuminati spells instead of singing the national anthem at our Secret...

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Why Does My Brain Think It’s Seeing Emma Watson’s Nipples?

Here’s Emma Watson arriving in France this morning where I’m either seeing right through the fabric of her dress or it’s a powerful wizard that makes me see phantom nips. I tried to ask Angelina...

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James Deen Is Pissed Farrah Abraham’s Pretending He Got Her Pregnant During Their ‘Sex Tape’

“Dear God, it’s me, Farrah. Can you get babies in your butt?” I was really trying to avoid this story because it was clearly nothing more than Farrah Abraham trying to cram more press into her ass...

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Jaden Smith Wants To Be Emancipated

Jaden Smith‘s parents have bought him movie roles, leased him Kylie Jenner and let him wear clothes that any respectable parent would consider legal grounds for a 2×4 to the face. So naturally...

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Angelina Jolie’s Breasts (1995 – 2013)

In a shocking op-ed in The New York Times today, Angelina Jolie revealed she had a secret double masectomy in February. A sensitive and emotional procedure for any woman battling cancer except...

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.16

The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.17.13

A (Deferred) Word On Why Chrissy Teigen Was Exactly Right About Farrah Abraham

Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s Going To Bring The Baby On Tour With Kanye BAHAHAHAHAHA!

So Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Allegedly Murdered An Attorney For Allegedly Raping Him

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Courtney Stodden Says She Has A Sex Tape Now. Of Course.

Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? And Other News

Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.16.13

Kanye West Is Still Bitching About The Paparazzi Making Him Hit His Head On A Pole

Anyone Want To See Heidi Klum’s Nipples?

Those Amy’s Baking Company Idiots Were On The Local News

So Kourtney Kardashian Could Lose Custody of Mason If She Refuses A Paternity Test

Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Even The Hottest Person At The Maxim HOT 100 Party

Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.15.15

Those Amy’s Baking Company Idiots Are Blaming Hackers Now

Captain America Is Gonna Move Some Steroids

Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Kanye West Is Gay

Farrah Abraham Is Getting A New Reality Show, According To Farrah Abraham

LeAnn Rimes Is Buying Twitter Followers Now

Your Move, Coco, And Other News

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.14.13

Beyonce’s Probably Fake Pregnant Again

Why Does My Brain Think It’s Seeing Emma Watson’s Nipples?

James Deen Is Pissed Farrah Abraham’s Pretending He Got Her Pregnant During Their ‘Sex Tape’

Jaden Smith Wants To Be Emancipated

Angelina Jolie’s Breasts (1995 – 2013)

Spider-Man Vs. Paul Giamatti’s Rhino Is The Epic Comic Book Movie Battle You’ve Been Waiting For

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