I've decided I should updated you two faithful readers with the rest of the neat shit that's happened in the last forever months since I decided to get on a computer not just to play on Fac...
A few weeks ago, Metro and I went to see a Ben Folds concert.I should actually start this at the beginning.About two months ago, Metro and I decided to go see Ben Folds in concert. Once night, ...
I am Jack's unbridled breakdown. ;As you might know, if you follow my twitter, I quit my job. More specificially, I walked out (and by that I mean I emailed my resignation, effect...
So. I have big news. Big, big, giant, hold on to your bonnet, Betty, news.I now have a drawer. At Metro's.And in said drawer lives not one but TWO of my precious black tsh...
So I'm beginning to reconsider telling people that my boyfriend owns a very successful construction company, because if we ever break up, I'm pretty sure my friends are taking his side. And I'l...
So Horse's birthday went off pretty much without a hitch. Minus the stripper, cuz, you know, I wanted to adopt her. That and she's been stripping for four weeks and wanted $300 ...
Last night, almost against their will, I drug my brother and my boyfriend (see how I'm using that word without the wretching noise in the background? How's that for progress?) to a nakey bar.I say it...
I went a week without sex and made up for it in one day. Which is awesome and now my box is maybe kind of broken.So last night, and by "last night" I really mean at, like, 8p.m., after ...
Dear Blog, it's been eight days since my last confessional.In that time, I went crazy.No, seriously. I became the proud owner of CRAZY, and I totally didn't even know I'd acquired the skill.Let...
I've been tagged in a few of these 25 things memes, which I'd pretty much vowed to ignore, but since I haven't been very keen on the updates, this is as good a way as anything to try to get back in t...
In an attempt to bring you up to speed, I'm going to hit the high points of the last month and fill in the blanks later.Basically, I've been completely underwater. If I could link back to it, I...
This is an excerpt of my book that one day may possibly be finished or published or, with any luck, both. I am still on strike from writing anything pertinent in this blog, ...
This weekend, my blog was discovered by people who needn't discover it.In a fit of panic and protection, I took everything down. Erase. Enter. Goodbye. After everything that I...
Sex and the Slopes is my blog.These are my opinions. My emotions. My words. Right or wrong, fleeting, permanent or bizarre as they may be. These are mine. And I have the...
ABOUTLASTNIGHT. In summary:A. JJ sent me a text before I got to the house that said "I need to up my game to get back in your line-up." HUHWHAT?B. Met up with this g...
First off, I made a list of Top Twitters in 2008. Actually, three of my tweets made that list. And ALL THREE had to do with drinking. Draw your own conclusions, I'm too busy finding...
About the fact that I was supposed to update again yesterday: that was a LIE.So last weekend, my cousin decided to get married. Actually, he decided this like a year ago, but Friday w...
I'm doing two entries today. The first is a meme. Actually, two memes. The second will have significance. I think. Nothing's certain.1. Link to the person who tagged you...
Okay, so Friday morning I woke up all, like, happy and whatever. It's amazing what sleep will do to repair the intense hatred you have for someone you typically consider your best friend when o...
I've gotten a lot of questions about whether "sleeping with Horse" meant actual "sleeping." Clarification: no, it did not. I mean, eventually, we did sleep, but ...
Friday night, the day after Christmas and the day after Horse and I got crazy hammered at some bars downtown and I spent the night both making friends and picking out random girls for Horse to hit on...
Let's go back to the worst weekend ever.So last weekend, as in the one right before Christmas, sucked. First off, giant fight with BFF who no longer lives under the BFF title but resides in a l...
Things about the last 48 hours:A. I came dangerously close to putting someone in the emergency room.B. Chick-fil-A is not always a cure-all. Which is wildly disappointing.C. &n...
Last night, the boys went out without me, I chose to do laundry and stare at the boxes of Christmas decorations, willing them with my eyes to levitate and adorn the house. It did not...
I tried this novel idea of not going to sleep with the TV on for the last two nights and amazingly, I am so much more rested! This also could have something to do with going to bed at a reasona...
Ready to put on your surprised faces? Pick 'em up, because you're totally going to need 'em in five...four...three...two...Ye sterday at lunch, in the midst of some conversation between Ric...
I am trying to remember the last time I had sex. It is only because of this blog that I happen to know. You can figure it out yourself, because it's been entirely too long to admit.I here...
I have SUCKED at updates lately. This one is probably going to be really disjointed just to get us through the last few days and I promise to stay current and not write so shitily from here on ...
I've recently been told that I was not born with a vagina. It is, in fact, an inverted penis which allows me to function the way I do and is neatly guised as a woman's genetalia. I've als...
So I was watching Tyra. Even though I hate Tyra. I mean, cannot-stand-the woman-she-drives-me-crazy.&nbs p; Tyra on America's Next Top Model, acceptable. Tyra on The Tyra Banks Show....
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