Roaring Lion Muscle Tee

There’s a few things I absolutely call fuckery on here. … Roaring Lion Muscle Tee: $13.80 Things I Have Issues with: 1. MUSCLE TEES mixed with pork pie hats. Where are you headed in this? Unless...

Those Party Bitches

Bejeweled Leggings for That Party Bitch

Every now and then, a person pops into our lives who knows how to party. This is the girl who bleaches her hair, then dyes it, then bleaches it again only to chop it all off the next week. She...

When Knees Cry

Titty Crosses

Sheer shirt. Cut off shorts. Inexplicable hat worn in inexplicable fashion. DEATH STARE. But the real hero in this ensemble? The phrase that I will now be using to replace any expletives I use for...

Your Sense of Style is in Another Castle

Sometimes a garment can speak for itself. And you’d think a silver metallic, chain mail sweater with a King Koopa shoulder spike would have plenty to say. But sometimes, like this time, it’s better...

Space Shoes – Watch Out!

WTFavorite Things: Nescafe Dolce Gusto

There are many ways to get through the holidays, but none so nice as with a magical little machine called the Nescafe Dolce Gusto that creates coffee house quality cappuccinos, mochas, chai tea...

WTForever 21 Picture Search Game

Let’s play a game, lovelies. Can you spot the difference? Are you shameless, awesome and fantastic enough to admit what EXACTLY those differences are? I pray to sweet, gentle, black Santa Claus the...

WTFavorite Things: Lulu*s Giveaway

Lulu*s is one of my favorite retailers for on-trend party dresses. And I’m not just saying that because they’ve so graciously agreed to give one of you this “Heart to Get Dress.” Which they have....

Solid Advice from Mufasa

Reader WTF: Mid-Life Crisis Coat

Reader Mina sent this super, hardcore, awesome, ok-looking-until-you-look-at-it-closely jacket in last night. Moto Jacket with Cable Knit Sleeves: $37.80 … “I‘m sorry what? Can you not handle...

Stay Classy YOLO

When obnoxious teens who don’t want to use condoms and rappers who have feuds with scumbags that beat the ever loving shit out of their girlfriends started saying, “YOLO” this year, I was...

WTFavorite Things: Suri’s Burn Book

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE A FERRAGAMO HANDBAG DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN BEHAVE LIKE A CHILD. Celebrity babies are smug. With their Prada diapers and Louis Vuiton binkies. Their first haircuts cost...

Winter Hats

Overheard the first cliche clothing thought of the season this morning. Responded accordingly.

Winter Hobo Obsession

No matter how many times I see it, whether in person or promo, I just cannot get over how shitty faux fur looks. I’m just glad this model could take time out of her busy schedule of collecting cans...

Cutout Leopard Oxfords

I think I’ve just found the perfect shoe for my job interview next week. Cutout Leopard Oxfords: $26.80 … Nothing says “I am trustworthy and definitely didn’t commit a felony – that felony being...

20 Days and Giveaways of My WTFavorite Things

Few things excite me more about the holidays than presents. Not getting them, really. Most of the time when people get me gifts it’s something I really don’t want/need/understand the existence of...

High-Waisted Metallic Shorts

The Holidays are such a magical time. High-Waisted Metallic Shorts: $13.80 … It’s a time when Forever 21 starts rolling out their more festive creations. Like shorts that make it look as if you’ve...

Colorblocked Shag Vest

You know, I can’t really be mad at this. … Colorblocked Shag Vest: $29.80 … At least this piece is functional. Although, I’m not sure I want my clothes to be able to function as a bath mat. And not...

Fringed Open Knit Dress

Now, you all know I love a good fringe dress that looks like the big, patchy bush of Paul Bunyan’s wife … Fringed Open Knit Dress: $29.80 … Who doesn’t? But the fact is, I haven’t seen this much...

Abstract Print Mini Dress

All right, I’m tired of this shit. Abstract Print Mini Dress: $22.80 … Since when did it become okay for women to show up at the club looking like a streetwalker that escaped from Tron? Someone...

I Heart Mustache

A reader brought this to my attention this morning. Everything about this sweater is just dumb. I [Heart] Mustache Pullover: $17.80 The fact that if you read it out loud, you sound like a...

Real Housewives of Persia

So apparently, Forever 21 has come out with a line made especially for Real Housewives of Persia and/or middle-aged mistresses of foreign diplomats. Forever 21, my dimpled ass. Find me a...

Power Ranger Wrongness

Seriously? Colorblocked Turtleneck Sweater: $19.80 … It’s like a Power Ranger’s lounge attire. Where are the matching gloves and helmet and clearly plastic weaponry? I’d be afraid that If I wore...

Reader WTF: Leopard Panel Maxi Skirt

Every so often, a brave reader takes it upon themselves to step into the polyester trenches of Forever 21 and blast their body with tacky shit like a Jersey Shore reject in a tanning booth. Leopard...

WTFrom the Archives – The 11 Items Helping Forever 21 Sell Their Religion

AUGUST 5, 2011 We all knew this day would come. The day when the ultra-religious views of Forever 21′s owners crept out from under their signature yellow bags and onto their shelves. They’ve always...

Fifty Shades of Grey Cameltoe

This is a damn travesty.Metallic Leggings: $13.80…What the utter fuck? It looks like she didn’t even put these on by herself.It looks like the torso of a chubby child who was jerked into a pair of...

Totally Lama

Boxy Zebra Print Top: $14.80…Totally looks like……Forever 21,

Wonderful or WTF: Cutout Dress

Like a chronic dieter who just blew through a weeks worth of calories at a Vegas buffet or someone who just got talked into getting DDD implants instead of the tasteful, pleasantly full C cups she...