Happy Valentine’s Day!
Well hey, if you’re going to be hanging out alone at the bars tonight, at least there’s a good trick you can pull along the way.
Check out all the Valentine’s Day FAILs and LOLs on Dating FAILs today! Submitted by: Unknown
Don’t have a sweetheart this Valentine’s Day? Don’t worry, alcohol will be there for you!
“Hey honey, guess what I got you for Valentine’s Day!“ “It better not be the same thing as last time, I had to wash my hair like three times to get it out.”
I know what you’re thinking. Maybe it’s not what it looks like. Maybe, just maybe this is not what the modern funeral has devolved into. And to that I respond with this:
Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because “douche canoe” has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase...
Who loves puns? Submitted by: UnknownVia: twitter
Tigerbutt is not amused.
It should also be able to detect that awkward moment when you’re at a party surrounded by people and have nobody to talk to.
Submitted by: Talex1o1Picture by: Clayton Thomas
An oldie but a goodie: when parents in Queensland sued to make teachers responsible for their lazy/absent children’s poor grades, the teachers returned fire with this answering machine message....
I’m working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won’t bother you for too long.
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