Here we go! Basically all of these are corny pick up lines, but they can be hilarious when used correctly (or also incorrectly, really). I chose them because if you ask someone, “What’s the funniest/weirdest or dumbest pick up lines you’ve heard?” then he or she will probably tell you one of the phrases on this list. Enjoy!
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.