Its a Shift, Its a Sack…No, Actually, It’s a Dress

Dress: Suno (Shop the jumpsuit version HERE); Booties: Chinese Laundry; Bag: Who What Wear for Target; Bangles: Bourbon & Boweties; Sunglasses: Ralph; Watch: Michele; Earrings: Gorjana

Eat a little too much over the weekend?

Yeah, me too….as usual.

It’s always good to have a dress in the arsenal that requires nothing of you. No sucking in, no spanx, no insecurities wondering that a roll might peek through…nothing. It just falls on your body, walks when you walk, allows every curve (or pinch of cellulite) to move without fear.

But overtime I wear a dress like this, some man, or bitchy woman, makes the comment, like, “What are you hiding under that sack of a dress?”

Well, jerks….none of your damn business. Maybe it’s the fried chicken I ate over the weekend, maybe it’s “that time of the month” & I am bloated, or maybe I’m pregnant & am trying to hide it as long as possible.

Calm down, Mom….I’m not pregnant. In my case, it’s just a food baby.

Photos by Sukilynn