OOPS I Did It Again.

I get all these invitations from men to join Non-English speaking groups and causes. THESE are the men that want to date/marry me and declare they are in love with me, even when I point out the picture they are looking at is an avatar. In the interest of complete disclosure, they should note that not even Barbie is 9 foot tall and has a 3 inch waist. But the heart wants what the heart wants. At least I think it is their heart that wants it.

See Ken being anatomically ambiguous, member deficient, penis-less has left so many of us women without a real sense of what the romance is all about. We are still thinking pink and tuile and a prince that is an arm accessory that just comes out of box when the scene requires it. We are waiting for our Barbie Motorhomes and Dream Homes because everyone knows Ken is pointless if those aren't there. We were all perfectly happy hanging out with Midge.
No-one ever shopped for a Ken to just hang out in your apartment, eat all your cheese and leave his dirty underwear everywhere. Even Mattel talks about the dress, the motor home and the last little aside is ... "Oh ya, and you can add a Ken too. It is kind of like watching the whole show on a fabulous vacuum you can buy and right when they think you are about to walk away from the TV they throw is a set of Ginsu steak knives. No-one really wants or needs the steak knives but hey, a vacuum AND a set of steak knives. Ok. That is how we were taught about men. You get all the great stuff and they throw in an ambiguously sexually defined Ken. How did that prepare us for life? How many of you screamed the first time you saw peen and wanted to know "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???" THAT is the results of Mattel playing with our minds and creating unrealistic illusions about what Ken men and life is all about.
How were any of us supposed to be prepared for life?
Ya so anyway the groups etc. Men already have so much to make up for and then they show up declaring their love and they are looking at a picture of Bliss. OK, but even Bliss is pretty much my personality.
How can anyone spend a nanosecond with me and not know that I am not the "sit in the back quietly, nodding my head once in awhile" kind of person? I need my words. I need a loud voice. I need to be talking/typing ALLLL the time. I can't move those puppets fast enough to act out my every thought and comment. I am not an angel or something ( see

video with evidence of the abilityof angels to move magically and swiftly - study picture of me and then picture of angel - NOT the same person).
Please, if you are going to invite me to join a group please take the time to look at my profile and see that I cannot speak your language. I am language challenged. I only speak english, some french, and swear words. I have lots of tones ... but actual other languages ... No. I suck.
My Barbie lived in a white trailer park. She has significant limits.
Hey where are you going?

Can we still date?
Or is that a deal breaker?
Damn.
I said too much again, didn't I??

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