Hackerama Drama

I hate the way we don’t have an answer to this either.

So as some of you may have noticed, I’m back up. The other night I had a fit of paranoia when I accessed my blog admin and noticed some crap was moved around: a banner deleted, some menus mixed up… who could be that interested in my tiny patch of the webiverse, I thought? Actually it really freaked me out, so I’ve been racking my brains about what could have caused this. Here are some theories:

#1. I did it myself when I was shitfaced. I don’t think I did. I’m nearly sure. But recently I looked at my blog when so fucked up that it was infectious if you stood too near to me. I may have, you know, ‘pressed some buttons’ or some shit. That’s not the only reasonable explanation though!

#2. The CIA are watching me. I’m not joking you, but the other day I was running some errands around town and in several different locations I saw two men in aviator shades and grey suits in a car nearby. I presumed they thought I was cute and were considering raping/kidnapping me (haha… little do they know I have a failsafe anti-rape mechanism which consists of telling extremely bad tentacle porn jokes until the rapist’s testicles retreat into his body and he apologises to everyone who’s ever known him). But maybe they were just making sure I was out of the house while a buddy broke in to… ummm.. steal my panties and hack my site because you know I had Firefox automatically remember my password so that’s the only way anyone could do it. UNLESS…..??!!

#3. Gifted Highschool Hackers. I’m imagining some sort of corporate extortion related plot to blow up the Whitehouse prompted highschool hackers to do their password-stealing magic, intending to use my innocuous site as some sort of access point, to destroy the New York Stock Exchange and… well that’s as far as my imagination took me. I can’t imagine why they would. But I am nearly sure that all the unfortunate sexual stuff I talk about on here probably grossed them out so much they gave up, because I’m pretty sure if the NYSE collapsed we’d have heard about it by now.

*Yes, I just changed my password.
** Yes, I missed you guys.

*** P.S Is anyone else weirded out by grown women loving horses a little too much? (It’s a completely innocent link, except for all the women depicted who need to get a boyfriend pretty bad. Or a girlfriend. No-one’s judging).