Valentine’s Gift Guide For The Single Guy
There are three types of people on Valentine’s Day: people in couples, single people who are salty about it, and people who DGAF. Thankfully, I fall into the last demographic because as the great philosopher Aubrey Drake Graham once said “
Pure Fix Bike
This is a big box gift that’ll help you in the long run. You will look good out in these streets and all burn all those extra pounds you might have stacked on during the holidays.
1800 Tequila
Much like any Saturday, I’ll be spending my Valentine’s Day getting live in the clurb. If that’s your scene or if you’re more of a homebody, you can’t go wrong with enjoying a smooth bottle of tequila. (Responsibly, of course.)
Pressed Juicery
After a night of tequila or whatever your beverage of choice is you’ll probably need to flush out your system. Whether you go on a full cleanse or just have a couple of juices here and there; we all know that you’re probably not getting enough fruits and veggies.
Faribault Woolen Mills Throw
No bae to cuddle up with on the couch? No problem. A good throw add a little something to your couch or bed and doesn’t get annoyed when you play video games or on your 5th back to back episode of Breaking Bad.
Yeezy 750 Boost
You know who loves you? Yeezy does. For that reason alone you might as well pick up these limited edition kicks. Much like actual love it’s not promised you can get your hands on these and if you do they probably won’t fulfill you on the inside. (That got dark quick, sorry.)
Eat Like a Man: The Only Cookbook a Man Will Ever Need
I love having cookbooks around the apartment for several reasons. They look good on the gram, you don’t have to troll the internet for food porn and if you bring someone over they assume you’re able to take care of yourself. Oh, and I guess to make the recipes or whatever.
