March Fabness 2015, Final Four: Blanchett vs. Watson
Cate in Schiaparelli; Emma in Dior
Cate: I’m just… kind of completely sick of your face.
Emma: Rude! It’s not my fault that I’m universally beloved and obscenely stylish.
Cate in Giambattista Valli; Emma in Ralph Lauren
Cate: Maybe not, but I resent your ability to rock a white collared button-down with a gown-esque skirt.
Emma: In my defense, I can rock pretty much anything.
Cate in McQueen; Emma in Dior
Cate: Except Dior’s arts-and-craftsier shower-curtain dresses, it appears.
Emma: Whatever. I’m amazing.
Cate in Armani Privé; Emma in BLK DNM/Dior
Cate: You’re a right little brat who could use a mega-dose of reality.
Emma: Oh, and you’re any different? You’re just me, but older and Australian and Oscar-winning.
Cate in Armani Privé; Emma in Hugo Boss
Cate: So, you, but better, is what you’re saying.
Emma: No, that’s not even a little bit what I’m saying.
Cate in Ralph Lauren; Emma in Misha Nonoo
Cate: You’re kind of saying it now, with your desperate need to copy my outfits.
Emma: Like I’d ever copy anything of yours. Except maybe those earrings, because they are undoubtedly amazing.
Cate in Givenchy; Emma in Dior
Cate: If I were you, I’d spend a little less time admiring jewels, and a little more time packing your bags.
Emma: Oh, it’s actually really adorable that you think it’s possible to defeat me.
