The internet gods have smiled upon us all! My wifi is back, and Round 2 can finally begin.
Emma in Proenza Schouler; Rosie in Isabel Marant
Emma: Ugh, would you just look at me? I’m amazing.
Rosie: I mean, I guess you’re okay.
Emma in Giambattista Valli; Rosie in Reformation
Emma: ‘Okay’? Have you SEEN my shoes?
Rosie: Yes, I just think they speak more to the amazingness of Valentino than the amazingness of Emma Watson.
Emma in Valentino; Rosie in Alexandre Vauthier
Emma: I’m Emma Stone, for God’s sake. Not Emma Watson.
Rosie: Oh. What’s the difference?
Emma in Elie Saab; Rosie in Gucci Première
Emma: Um, we’re completely different people?
Rosie: Oh, right. She’s the British one.
Lily in Houghton; Anna in Vionnet
Lily: But you haven’t even heard my Pitch Perfect 3 pitch! IT’S PERFECT! You might even say… IT’S A PITCH PERFECT PITCH PERFECT PITCH!
Anna: … YOU might say that, but I’m sure I wouldn’t.
Lily in Elie Saab; Anna in Miu Miu
Lily: Why not?
Anna: Because it makes you sound like a crazy person.
Lily in Maticevski; Anna in Narciso Rodriguez
Lily: No! It makes me sound like an awesome nerd! And you love awesome nerds!
Anna: And yet somehow, I still hate you.
Lily in Elie Saab; Anna in J. Mendel
Lily: Fine. Be that way. But in Pitch Perfect 3, you were totally going to have a three-way with Ryan Gosling and Channing Tatum.
Anna: Forget everything I just said and send me that script immediately.
Michelle in Giambattista Valli; Kiernan in Peter Pilotto
Michelle: Do I even have to say it? You’re a child. What kind of pathetic fashion battle is this?
Kiernan: I’m not sure. I suppose it’s one that I’m going to kick your fucking ass in.
Michelle in Sally LaPointe; Kiernan in Michael Kors
Michelle: Listen, sweetie. I’m pushing forty. I’ve got two kids. When was your first period, an hour ago?
Kiernan: That’s irrelevant and rude, and so are you.
Michelle in Dolce & Gabbana; Kiernan in Delpozo
Michelle: I’m getting too old for this shit.
Kiernan: I’m getting too old for people to still be saying, “I’m getting too old for this shit.”
Michelle in Jason Wu; Kiernan in Antonio Berardi
Michelle: Fine, you little monster. I quit.
Kiernan: Please don’t. It’s not nearly as much fun for me to kick your ass if I win by default.
Kerry in Preen; Marion in Dior
Kerry: And what is that? A flower having an orgy with the sun and stars?
Marion: Oui. Bien sûr.
Kerry in Mary Katrantzou; Marion in Carolina Herrera
Kerry: And now this? An abstract flower blooming upwards from your crotch?
Marion: Oui. Très Georgia O’Keefe.