I Don't Think I'm Better Than Anybody...Except For You, You and You.
my #selfie is so much better than yours
People in the drive thru lane whom once you get your food, still don't move forward until you unwrap your straw and stick it in your drink, pass around all your filthy children's individual fry orders and make sure your special order burger only has two pickles instead of three. See, no. Move already gosh dammit! The people behind you have somewhere to be! And we all need to be there half a minute faster than if you hadn't moved half a minute faster! Asshole.
People who rag on other people who order fast food every now and then. I'm sorry, did you hear me ask your opinion? No? Then please go on with your pretentious life and use that stick for something other than a pooper scooper.
Anti-cosmetic surgery people. You're just against it 'cause you can't afford it. Admit it. And yes, I have a fabulous boob job so that makes me so much better then you.
Gum smackers. I guess the first question I should ask is, do you have ears? Can you hear? And if so, are you just so inherently rude and inconsiderate that you feel the need to let everyone know within a quarter mile radius that you are chewing minty green? Because you look like a cow and even worse, you sound like what would happen if a horse and a donkey mated. In other words, you nasty and all us closed-mouthed chewers are so much better then you.
Litterbugs - the ones who leave their trash everywhere: I am a WARRIOR compared to you. And so is every other person who has a smidgen of respect and picks up their own garbage.
We like to boat, and just last weekend we saddled up to our favorite sandy beach spot and were aghast to discover that the beach was closed due to "unauthorized digging and waste disposal." We looked around and saw dozens upon dozens of beer cans scattered around, half buried plastic bags and dirty diapers. That's right, dirty diapers. Which means there are lazy, slothful piss-poor parents teaching their children to be lazy, slothful and piss-poor. Like the world needs any more of you people!
I know it isn't physically strenuous to toss an empty wrapper into a bag designated for trash, so what then is your reason for being a scum-sucking drain on humanity? Do you feel entitled to your douchebaggery? Do you think that someone else will just come along and clean up your mess? Or are you just a naive simpleton who honestly believes that your little contribution to breaking down the earth won't really make that big of a difference? (And in that case, you should probably be at home with someone feeding your your dinner with a spoon instead of out here socializing with us decent folk.)
You do not have the right to ruin it for the rest of us. No matter what your liberal mother told you.
Your Liberal Mother. Buh-bye.
People in the drive thru lane whom once you get your food, still don't move forward until you unwrap your straw and stick it in your drink, pass around all your filthy children's individual fry orders and make sure your special order burger only has two pickles instead of three. See, no. Move already gosh dammit! The people behind you have somewhere to be! And we all need to be there half a minute faster than if you hadn't moved half a minute faster! Asshole.
People who rag on other people who order fast food every now and then. I'm sorry, did you hear me ask your opinion? No? Then please go on with your pretentious life and use that stick for something other than a pooper scooper.
Anti-cosmetic surgery people. You're just against it 'cause you can't afford it. Admit it. And yes, I have a fabulous boob job so that makes me so much better then you.
Gum smackers. I guess the first question I should ask is, do you have ears? Can you hear? And if so, are you just so inherently rude and inconsiderate that you feel the need to let everyone know within a quarter mile radius that you are chewing minty green? Because you look like a cow and even worse, you sound like what would happen if a horse and a donkey mated. In other words, you nasty and all us closed-mouthed chewers are so much better then you.
Litterbugs - the ones who leave their trash everywhere: I am a WARRIOR compared to you. And so is every other person who has a smidgen of respect and picks up their own garbage.
We like to boat, and just last weekend we saddled up to our favorite sandy beach spot and were aghast to discover that the beach was closed due to "unauthorized digging and waste disposal." We looked around and saw dozens upon dozens of beer cans scattered around, half buried plastic bags and dirty diapers. That's right, dirty diapers. Which means there are lazy, slothful piss-poor parents teaching their children to be lazy, slothful and piss-poor. Like the world needs any more of you people!
I know it isn't physically strenuous to toss an empty wrapper into a bag designated for trash, so what then is your reason for being a scum-sucking drain on humanity? Do you feel entitled to your douchebaggery? Do you think that someone else will just come along and clean up your mess? Or are you just a naive simpleton who honestly believes that your little contribution to breaking down the earth won't really make that big of a difference? (And in that case, you should probably be at home with someone feeding your your dinner with a spoon instead of out here socializing with us decent folk.)
You do not have the right to ruin it for the rest of us. No matter what your liberal mother told you.
Your Liberal Mother. Buh-bye.
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