How to Fall in Love with Cracklin' Oat Bran
There are those things we eat, make, read, and gush over that are just too good to keep to ourselves. Here, we resist the urge to use too many exclamation points and let you in on our latest crushes.
Today: If you don't already love Cracklin' Oat Bran, you should. And if you do already love Cracklin' Oat Bran, here are three ways to take your relationship to the next level. (This post is not sponsored by Kellogg's—just fueled by a love for an underrated cereal.)
There are two obstacles you must overcome before falling madly in love with Cracklin’ Oat Bran. First, contrary to its shape, color, and texture, Cracklin’ Oat Bran is not dog kibble.
Second, even if one serving does contain almost a quarter of your daily recommended amount of fiber, Cracklin' Oat Bran is not health food. It's more closely related to Honey Bunches of Oats or Cinnamon Toast Crunch than to virtuous bran muffins. Just take a look (but not too closely!) at the nutrition label if you want to see for yourself.
Once you get over those two false assumptions, your love affair with Cracklin’ Oat Bran can begin. It’s a risky relationship—much has been written about the dangerous dependence that can develop, and I myself could hardly exit my college dining hall without grabbing a handful. (And now, the only thing that stops me from returning to my addiction is the exorbinant price of one box—$6.99 at my corner grocery store, to be exact.)
But there are also odes to the cereal to be found all over the internet (especially on Amazon). In Steven M. Weyerts Jr.’s review—titled “It’s like eating an Angel”—he writes: “This cereal is loved by freakin' everybody. Like, seriously. I once found the lost city of El Dorado—turns out it was Cracklin' Oats. I would recommend trying it in soup. Also great for pool parties.” Amazon user Matt calls the cereal the “nectar of the Gods,” and writes that it is “a cereal of legendary status. It can cure the most distressing problems with a single morsel. The taste is like no other food known to man; as a result of eating this cereal, you will not have taste for other foods.” And Kyle Price titled his review of the cereal “Basically Cookies.”
My preferred Cracklin’ Oat Bran consumption goes like this: Fill up a bowl with the cereal, cover completely with cold milk (preferably soy milk), distract myself for 5 to 10 minutes, return when the little squares have absorbed the milk. Use a spoon to encourage the disintegration of the squares until I have a mush of cold, cinnamon- and nutmeg-flecked porridge.
But when I am tired of bowls of plain Cracklin’ Oats or, what’s more likely, when I want to sneak some of this cereal into someone else’s diet and get them hooked, too, I like these more impressive options:
1. Cracklin' Oat Bran Granola
When you swap out rolled oats for irregularly-sized pieces of Cracklin' Oat Bran, you get a granola that bakes much more quickly than the usual rendition and needs barely any additional sweetener. And because Cracklin' Oat Bran is already flavored with cinnamon and nutmeg, you don't have to dump in a whole slew of spices either.
I like mixing in chopped candied ginger and big flakes of coconut; the latter is a natural addition because Cracklin' Oat Bran already contains coconut (surprise!). I'd imagine this granola would be just as good with tart dried cherries, walnuts, or banana chips.
2. Cracklin' Oat Bran Crumble
Use whatever fruit you'd like to make this crumble (here's a guide), but substitute the flour and rolled oats for pulveried Cracklin' Oat Bran. You'll get a crumb top that's crunchier, toastier, and chewier than the garden-variety. I like adding large pieces of nuts to add texture and taste variation, but you could skip them. It'd be smart (and daring!) to add cocoa powder or peanut butter to the topping. And, in the fall or winter, this topping would be especially good over tart cranberries or pumpkin custard.
3. Cracklin' Oat Bran Pie Crust
This is a louder, more outspoken version of your run-of-the-mill graham cracker crust. It's more flavorful and it's also got more of a bite (don't be alarmed if it's a bit more difficult to cut). Fill the crust with whatever you want; I went with Tartine Bakery's Lemon Cream, but I would love to try it filled with chocolate mousse, or with labneh topped with blackberries. Consider this crust a less healthy version of a nut crust.
More ideas for Cracklin' Oat Bran that we didn't get around to (let us know if you do!):
- Cracklin' Oat Bran Bran Muffins
- Cracklin' Oat Bran Ice Cream (a verison of Cereal Milk Ice Cream or Grape Nuts Ice Cream)
- Cracklin' Oat Bran Quick Bread
- Cracklin' Oat Bran Chocolate Chip Cookies
Do you have a cereal you're obsessed with? Share with us in the comments below!
Photos by Mark Weinberg
