My Legacy

-she was pretty cool, but kind of scary
-great lipstick, but always got her lipstick on all of my shit
-could eat more nachos than I’d ever think was humanly possible for a stomach to even digest
-aggressively feminist
-her favorite words were “no” “MORE” and “dinner”
-seemed like a witch
-all the people she didn’t like turned into lizards
-so impressed she had an entire wardrobe of well-tailored casual clothing in neutral colors, delicate gold jewlery, and an assortment of flattering hats
-she was so rich she didn’t know how much milk cost, but she was so generous and still ate at diners and owned her own pizza oven
-we called her the puppy whisperer, if there was a puppy nearby it would hobble right to her
-Miss Jackson if you nasty
-top 10 eyebrows in the whole world
-she really got what she wanted
-dark matte cranberry lipstick named after her by the way
-can’t believe they named a wing in the selfie museum after her
-she wasn’t afraid to tell us her favorite One Direction songs, that’s for sure
-seriously, she was a really great person but also VERY scary