Lenni Reviews: “The Closet Boy” by Sean Michael, Jeff Gelder (Narrator)
*This audiobook was sent to me in exchange for an honest review and is rated 18
Disowned by his hyper religious, homophobic parents, Way’ra lands a job as a janitor at the Iron Eagle Gym. Only problem is he has no where to live so he secretly spends his nights sleeping in a closet at the gym. When gym member Neil McPherson develops a crush on the young man, Way’ra is desperate to keep his circumstances a secret. Neil is determined to get this shy young man back off his feet and out of his shell.
Holy crap, this was a long sit… First off everything came off as unintentionally funny because the narrator sounds like Mister Metokur; and I cannot blame anyone but myself for that comparison.
Secondly, this is another book where the couple has their insta-love but then… Nothing. They’re together. The rest is basically slice of life as they go about their days and meet up at home. And cook. And eat. And have sex. Then do it all again. I kept waiting for the third act breakup or SOMETHING but it never happens. Way and Neil are so sweet, I have diabetus.
The religion thing just kinda pops up to remind the reader it IS still a thing and Way’s innocence can come off as a little creepy; like he’s too young to be in this story. All in all, I was just twiddling my thumbs waiting for the ending. This has a LOT of untapped potential to be explored and it’s a shame that opportunity was missed. 2.5 out of 5.