Follow Friday: Man at Work
Today’s post features photos of us visiting Anthony while at work, and Anthony’s boss hiring her on the spot after Isobel said, “Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?”
(Sorry for the lateness of the this post! Low energy and preparing for the out-of-town wedding caught up with me. Hope everyone had a great weekend.)
What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
TheThomason If we’re gonna let a Canadian run for President it should be Martin Short.
AlexBPArt Are you a Hadoken or a Hadoken’t
vornietom I’m voting for Ted Cruz because it’s my right as an AMERICAN to eat garbage right off the street and I don’t need the state telling me not t
skullmandible 9 Solar Eclipses That Left Our Pre-Verbal Ancestors Weeping and Terrified In The Brutish Blooming of the World
joshgondelman If you drink some coffee on your way to meet someone for a morning coffee, you will be one coffee ahead and can convince them of anything.
slackmistress It’s weird that people are still having kids when the Internet provides us with baby otters that won’t grow up to hate you.
MaraWritesStuff Some sisters go to college and really get wild. My sister went to college and joined a Facebook group called “I love staying up late!”
audipenny My first act as mayor is to make ALL of the city’s lizard population wear small bonnets
BillDixonish For those of you who don’t know Ted Cruz, imagine a really really smart hamster or a regular Yorkshire terrier.
TorrensJonathan Save your most boring friends in your phone as interesting celebrities so instead of getting a text from Scott you’ll get one from Ginuwine.
biorhythmist A motion sensor on my tombstone that plays the ICQ “uh-oh” sound.
jordan_stratton Just once, I’d like to sleep as deeply as a cartoon sheriff whose keys are dangling seductively from his belt.
deIuge hot existentially troubled singles near you
Underchilde I’m like if a motivational speaker gave up.
keplyq time to stuff some rice pudding legs into my best jorts and terrorize the town
TheRedQueen Last night my husband asked me if I packed a sweater. Bitch, you know I come correct. I packed two.
Cheeseboy22 I love to take my kids to the petting zoo to feed the animals, but unfortunately the goats never eat them.
mylittlebecky My vibrator isn’t charged, so please stop whining about your stupid problems everyone.
MassageByTed The name of every city in Florida upsets me
rstevens Elves – Bullshit = Vulcans
loather I did the most NorCal thing. When we landed I asked my seat mate if he was from up here or “down there.” He is from up here. Now we are bros
shariv67 Jesus died for your sins, you guys, so wear white after labor day. Flip off a bunch or birds. Shoplift a dildo. Get out there and go nuts.
slackmistress Listen, I’m not judging that you’re not cosplaying as my dog, but why WOULDN’T you be cosplaying my dog?
briangaar Life is like a game of Monopoly: if you’re good at it, the rest of your family will hate you
ProBirdRights today I went to the doctors’s for i have came down with a case of the handsomes. they chase me out with a broom.
EmilyHenryWrite Has anyone coined the term “momsplaining” or am I a genius
LaurelKS Skinny will never feel as good as cheese tastes.
himissjulie oh, hello, oil can light on my car’s dash, would you like some attention? WHO’S A CUTE LITTLE LIGHT YOU ARE oh smoke wth
SoVeryBritish “I might join you later” – Translation: I’m going home to lie down and eat biscuits until I fall asleep.
boominonion OMGFact: Pinterest was invented by Ball Mason Jar™ when they were on the brink of bankruptcy.
LaurelKS Stay creepy, Google.
ericsshadow A group of dads is called “hurry up.”
biorhythmist I just want to find someone who shares my love for making me orgasm
motrboatr Happy Friday you disgusting excuses for human beings and Ashley Judd.
indefensible “We don’t have a small pizza. We sell medium.”
“Is that the smallest?”
“Yes”
— And that’s why I’m in prison.
- how did harry potter get down the hill?
- walking
- jk rowling
InEyeAleE Racists are amazing. Smart enough to have all the answers to the race problem but don’t know how to upload a Twitter avi.
danforthfrance Must…find…something on the Internet…to be…furious about
SufficientCharm I prefer to call it “pumping gas” instead of “farting”.
WhatUpWithMike meeting with my boss was truncated. i put him in the trunk of my car and ated him
theroneman (sings “Sexual Healing” w/kazoo accompaniment at 3rd-grade talent show)
radtoria Love means never having to say “Hi Maury.”
JerryThomas Hey Science! It’s 2015. Lyme disease should come in other flavors by now.
vladchoc Damn, girl. Are you SMB3 World 7-7, because I’m feeling a difficulty spike coming on in Pipe Land.
TheThomason My other car is God’s fiery judgment.
rstevens Career Tip: Do what scares you most. Especially if it involves carnivorous animals. I don’t need the competition.
shariv67 Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I’m a lawyer, and I’ll get you the compensation you deserve.
kgardnr Just for fun: Get hired as “Code Ninja”. Don’t show up the first day. When they say “We didn’t see you at the office today.” Say “Exactly.”
mitdasein Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger but she’s been working an extensive claim in Alaska.
LIFECOACHERS Setting the copier on fire and screaming “LATER, BITCHES!” while flipping middle fingers is a fun but inadvisable way to begin lunch break.
EmilyHenryWrite Cosmo #flirtip: discreetly braid your hair into the hair of the man sitting next to you. when he tries to stand up, instant meet-cute!!!
dubouchet Starting a new band called The Murderburps. I play lead burps.
palinode That movie was 50 Shades of Great! AHHHAHAHAH yeahhh no didn’t actually see it.
trumpetcake Mother’s wig doesn’t look quite as good on me, but someone has to carry on the legacy.
HelloCullen i’ll bet coolio’s duaghter calls him cruelio
sbellelauren i guess internet explorer finished exploring all of the internet
Fun_Beard Kids say the darnedest things. My 4 year old just said she was going to “kill me with fire”!
InfiniteChicken Human females have cloacas right? Working on a pitch to Hallmark.
Lilacmess Someone called Ted Cruz a “shambling golem made up of bumper stickers.” Pretty much made my day
SpaghettiJesus I like popcorn shrimp bc they’re shrimp which everyone loves but you also get to support the American farmer and corn subsidies.
HelloTheFuture I have a little free time, so I think I’ll go to Starbucks and see if I can get a Shamrock Latte and an authentic discussion about racism
danforthfrance Do you like suddenly going “FUCK!” in an empty room? Ask your doctor if Anxiety is right for you.
cloudypianos i like writing tweets bc i get depressing after 140 characters
JElvisWeinstein A lot of elderly people make the mistake of not saying hip-hop phrases and being adorable.
saladinahmed Welcome to Burger King — may I play Devil’s Advocate for a moment?
HutchingsJulie Hear me out. Pop Rocks in coffee.
joniboloney I think pretty much all wildflowers are just weeds that made themselves look pretty so they wouldn’t die
WBKnoblock Fraternities are just gangs for rich people.
Nate_T_Lopez “Woman are too hormonal to work in this industry” – coworker who nearly cried when we wanted to change his Power Point. #SelfAwareness
ModernSauce *sees meme on tumblr two days before it appears on Buzzfeed* Yep, still got it, Lacy! *pointy gun fingers at reflection in mirror*
himissjulie Forget jetpacks, shouldn’t we have invented better bacon packaging by now?
HumanPog what genius called them JNCOs instead of gene wilder
- Me: I’m going to sleep
- Brain: No
- Me: Fine, I’ll stay up
- Body: No
GingerAtLaw Time to cover my naked body in shamrocks and get weird
MagpieLibrarian Child who typically recalls my name as Ignite today called me Ignore.
- Txt from wife: where r u
- Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat
- M: I mean garage
- W:bring in laundry
- M:bathroom
- W:clean toilet
- M: Idaho
- W:get potatoes
marlespo I’d like to talk to you about seasonal allergies, so please sit down. Ok now roll over & cry. Hard. Ok thanks, good talk guys. Good talk.
joshgondelman I’ve got a writing assignment, and I’ll be in an apartment with no internet or TV. This is really going to test my procrastination skills.
joshgondelman If I were Dorian Gray, I’d have kept that creepy, changing portrait up in my living room and freaked out all my friends.
cloudypianos the secret to a quality nature documentary is thrash metal
msdanifernandez Justin Bieber bragged about getting into Selena’s pants. Honestly they look much better on him anyways.
vornietom 90% of my anxiety about moving is knowing that I’ll have to learn how to work a new shower
fart this baby is named Capen what the fuck. you guys ruined this baby
introvertedwife I’m about 86% sure my dog could become an assassin if she got a treat at the end.
shariv67 Don’t hate the player. Hate the pan flute.
What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
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