Vogue Spring/Summer ’15 Sewing Patterns

New Vogue Sewing Patterns were just released the other day! What better way to celebrate their arrival (and give myself a little more time to procrastinate getting my shit together, mostly because I CAN’T FIND MY CAMERA REMOTE, ARGH), than to rip apart the latest offerings? :D

Vogue 1451 // Donna Karan
“Hey, Ambular. Was that you going through my laundry?”

Vogue 1450 // Guy Laroche
“As if! Like I would really wear something from Judy’s.”

Vogue 1444 // DKNY
I know there is a whole class of sewists dedicated to making sure that their insides look as pretty as the outside (both hands raised bc I’m totally part of that camp!), but this shit is taking that to the next level.

Vogue 1446 // Rebecca Taylor
Did seriously no one bother to tell this poor girl about the toilet paper stuck to her shoe?

Vogue 1454 // DKNY
Vogue 1454: Includes butt canopy.

Vogue 1447 Tracy Reese
REALLY cute dress pattern, awkward fabric choice.

Vogue 9100

First thing that comes to mind every time I see that damn ripped paper background.

Vogue 9108 // Marcy Tilton
As usual, Marcy Tilton does not disappoint.

Vogue 9117
I’m having a really hard time trying to figure out the storyline behind this photo. Was she working on home renovations before going to lunch?

Vogue 1452
Ladies, if this ensemble isn’t fabulous enough for you, just know that you can also make it out of stretch velour.

Vogue 1453
Sandra Betzina, what the fuck have you done now?

Vogue 9115
Kimono-no-no.

Vogue 9114
The perfect pocket for stashing your extra tots.

Vogue 9111
“I have given up.”

Vogue 9120
Introducing the Bellow Bag: For all your accordion-hiding needs.
And finally, check out this trifecta of fuckery: Vogue 9121

A) Tragic fabric choice? Check.

B) Unnecessarily long dangly? Check.

C) Saggy boob illusion? Check.
Vogue. Please don’t ever stop.

(psst! If you haven’t done so already, don’t forget to enter the Sewing for Fashion designers giveaway! Entries close on Monday morning ;) )