On Overalls

Recently, an unusual infatuation with onesie styled denim has overcome my mind, body and soul. Blame it on a looming Coachella or simply the mere fact that you can take the girl off the Man Repeller, but you cant take the Man Repeller off the girl. Website MR vs philosophical entity MR in case youre confused by the sentiment I tried to convey in that previous sentence and I suspect you must be. The fact of the matter is, rain or shine, day or night, all I want to do is wear overalls. Below here youll find two outfits that may help get the wheels of your closet moving and enable just that--in rain or shine, day or night. The rain or shine portion of it is really more just because denim gets wet and thats okay. Day or night depicts a casual vs. fancy dichotomy that gives longevity to the overall experience at hand. Thats a play on word(s).Overalls by NSF, muscle tee from Topshop, sneakers by Superga x The RowScenario A: Caught in the act while doing jumping jacks, Naomi wanted this photo to embody the playfulness of decorating a large portion of your body in denim. They just sort of take you back to the nineties where jumping rope and jacks then playing jacks was a day well done. I think we did alright. Lots of skin remains shown but look to the nearest man and gain an opinion. Does he want to bone me? I speculate not--and I say this in confidence pulling from personal experience.Now, Im not one to leave an outfit un-accessorized, enter the fancy.In transit to Scenario B: Look at me, look at me, I have eyes. The hills have eyes. Look at me, look at me, my feet look like two tiers of mushroom haircuts. What? You dont get that yet, but you will really soon. Dannijo necklaces, Giambattista Valli shoes, Ferragamo blazer, Valentino clutchSee? Mushroom haircut feet. The thing about this clutch, while Ive never thrown up inside of it, I did win it--yes, win it--at an internal sale Valentino hosted while I was interning there. I paid something like $150 dollars for it. It retailed for a billion, which Facebook could have afforded--Instagram now too, but me, not so much. On to the photo though: I recently tweeted a picture of these overalls and called them my most offensive conquest of 2012. It may not seem that way from current view, its actually quite trendy, but you know what they say, when you assume you make an ass out of both you and me. So...Feast your eyes on this saggy ass! The funny thing about presumable negative space when its between a chunk of denim and your butt is that its not so negative. I think this mission ends successfully repelled. Go on, resume living. Actually, please first look at the contenders up against one another.Which do you prefer? Tell me. I have to know.