FRENCH FRIED! Silly Saturday ADS Post on Sunday

Another AD that I cut out and put my own "spin" on it! Ready?

Jacques Johnson was beyond embarrassed
when his Gramama dropped him off in front of his new friend's house.
His new friend, Chloe,
was a lovely young girl that
had offered to tutor Jacques. It wasn't bad enough that Gramama had chosen
a French name for him.... or that she drove a bright yellow, rusted-out, beat up old Renault (made in France), but when she yelled..

Practice your Frenching with that

new frienda yoars...

he liked to have died.

Gramama meant well, but with her failing hearing.
she had only heard part of the conversation when he told her that he was going to be practicing the French Horn with his new tutor.
When he got home he told his Mother
that he would be walking to any further tutoring lessons.

What do you think?
Are you liking these little TAKES on ads?