Petal Pushing & Puppies

{Mink Pink dress, D’Orsay flats c/o J. Crew, Vince Camuto hat, Balenciaga bag, Céline sunnies}

This look? Easy. From this dress‘ feminine midi length and floral print (a huge trend for spring AGAIN and again and again) to the comfort of these suede flats, well, this ensemble is uncomplicated with a capital “un.”

Proving to be not-so-easy? My puppy! Every time I scoop up one of her poops (typically atop my favorite Calvin Klein rug OF COURSE), I have meltdown à la Amanda Bynes (but I’d NEVER die my hair entirely purple like she did. Nor would I start a fire in some strangers’ yard for that matter).

As I feverishly scrub the floors on all fours with Clorox wipes and light yet ANOTHER nag champa incense stick (so now the house reeks of some weird trilogy channeling poo, bleach and sandalwood — which is totally GROSS), I keep telling myself it’s going to get better.

PLEASE TELL ME IT DOES BECAUSE I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE.