If Serge Gainsbourg and Kate Moss had a love child, it would look like us. We're colorful, offensive and far too pretty for most everything. It's a symbiotic relationship. Our lives aren't perfect, we don't brush our hair.We wear watches, but never know what time it is. We'll never look like Barbie. We don't really like our friends, or ourselves. We have a lot of obligations that usually go unfulfilled. We discuss things WE like. If you're interested in it we probably aren't. We discuss most everything, including but not limited to YOUR MOTHER. Deal with it. Life. Isn't. Fair.