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Feeling old on the internet

My cousin just got Facebook. She's 10. Logically I know I shouldn't be as freaked out by this as I am. I was on the internet by age 10. I'd made my first personal website by 11. I was forming bonds...

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Forming habits

I always have trouble forming – and sticking to – good writing habits. I tend to binge on it: I'll write a lot for however long – not more than a few months, usually – and then not open Word for...

May 13, 2013 Like

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My regular catchphrase of "I don't sleep" is a lie. For now.

I guess it wouldn't be a huge surprise to any of you if I said that for the past eight months my sleep schedule has been very, very messed up. Like, I'm a university student, so duh, and also my...

May 10, 2013 Like

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I can FINALLY write about this

I never wrote about my roommates on here when I actually lived with them, because I didn't want to be that person, but the thing is that there are some aspects of the past year that I'm pretty sure...

May 5, 2013 Like

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I have one quarter of a degree

So, I am officially allowed to post on this blog again, because I am done my exams. We're not going to talk about that last one. Instead, we are going to talk about what I've been up to since my...

May 1, 2013 Like

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I think I'm jealous of myself

I know I told you all that I was about to disappear off the face of the earth until I finish my exams, but this post needed to be written. As I mentioned last time I checked in here, somewhat...

Apr 26, 2013 Like

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Things I can talk about

I don't think I can commit, to, like, a full post, where I focus my attention on one topic for 500+ words, but I can write about a few little things, in list format, and then maybe someday I will...

Apr 22, 2013 Like

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Musical nostalgia

Exams! Exams! Exams! I've finished my first year classes and now it's exam period and I have a week until my first one and so I'm basically just going to sit in front of my notes for the next seven...

Apr 20, 2013 Like

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That's just my face

There are a lot of posts on the internet about chronic bitchface. It's like, you know, you just have a face that makes you look unpleasant, unapproachable, judgmental. That's just the way your...

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Let's not talk about my employment prospects

Today I booked a one-way flight home and declared my major, which means the end of first year is nigh. In fact, today marks exactly three weeks until my last exam, and less than 48 hours later I'll...

Apr 9, 2013 Like

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How many songs do you have?

It's been well established that I listen to music pretty much every second that I'm conscious. I got really into music just over three years ago, over March Break when I was 15. Maybe that's a...

Apr 9, 2013 Like

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Spring

I felt good this winter. That's what I thought, at least. That's what I thought until suddenly, this past weekend, it became spring, temporarily. I felt spring breathing down my neck, at least, and...

Apr 4, 2013 Like

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Favourite books: January to March 2013

2012: January to March / April to June / July to September / October to December I have definitely slowed my reading pace a bit due to a fairly difficult second semester, but I am making as much...

Mar 31, 2013 Like

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Cabane à sucre

Yesterday I took full advantage of the fact that I live in Quebec, packing myself on a bus before 9am (on a Sunday! and this is me we're talking about!) to go to a cabane à sucre with my two sets...

Mar 26, 2013 Like

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Nice things

Hello. Did you know I am very stressed right now? No? Why not? Is it because we never talk? I guess that could be why. Or maybe you do know that I am very stressed right now, and that I'm at a...

Mar 22, 2013 Like

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The term ?identity crisis? is more dramatic than this really is

I want to know how people existed pre-internet, how people went through a "holy shit I'm turning 19 soon1 and will only have a year left of being a teenager" identity crisis if not publicly, for...

Mar 18, 2013 Like

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Let's talk about that song

I've touched on this before but never written a full post on it, and there's no time like the present! The present is 2:05am on a school night, but it's cool, sleep is so whatever, who even needs...

Mar 15, 2013 Like

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Search terms, part 3: One Direction and the Pope

Hello! It is time for the third installment in the "This is the dumb shit I Google" series. Once again, these are all things I have Googled, not things that people have Googled to find my site....

Mar 13, 2013 Like

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Things I miss about home

I feel like I just stepped off the plane, but in reality I'm going to be boarding another one this evening. Provided I survive, by 9pm I will end up back in a place where over the course of seven...

Mar 10, 2013 Like

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Badass female musicians

It's International Women's Day, yay! There are a lot of really great links I'd recommend checking out in light of this day, and I hope y'all will read some and think about the significance of the...

Mar 8, 2013 Like

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Drawing the line

When it comes to sharing things on your blog, where do you draw the line? I ask "on your blog" as opposed to "online" in general because I think there are more private means to share personal...

Mar 6, 2013 Like

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The things you eat when you're a student

There's actually a surprising amount of decent food you can make on a budget. I mean, not a truly shoestring budget, but a budget nonetheless. At least, that's how I view my budget, although I've...

Mar 3, 2013 Like

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I'm a stereotype: Winter edition

Amanda wanted me to start a series proving how Canadian I am since I want you all to pick me as Miss Canada of the internet, and today it snowed so I thought this was a prime opportunity....

Feb 28, 2013 Like

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A study of what people mean when they call you a hipster

Guys, I am a Twenty-First Century Youth, and thus I have concluded that hipsters are the subculture of our time. But the thing is, like, not to get all philosophical on you, but what the hell is a...

Feb 26, 2013 Like

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The 2013 Bloggies

Yay! I'm nominated for a Bloggie again! This time I actually know I'm nominated, so I can tell you to vote for me. Or gently hint. Or whatever. So, I present to you Reasons why you should vote for...

Feb 24, 2013 Like

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Macbeth

Did you all know I love Macbeth? I love it so much that my autocorrect changes it to MACBETH because I'm always loudly enthused when I talk about it. I love it like I love no other Shakespeare...

Feb 22, 2013 Like

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Guilty pleasures revisited

Can we talk about guilty pleasures again? Yes, let's. I'll draw up a chair and we can sit around the fire sipping tea. Or bourbon. Whatever you normally drink before bed. (I'm in my armchair with...

Feb 18, 2013 Like

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Birth order

I used to really want an older brother. Like, several years older. Like, say, I'd be eight and he'd be sixteen, and he'd love me because every sixteen-year-old boy loves hanging out with their kid...

Feb 15, 2013 Like

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The time I kind of almost died

Can I tell you something? Trick question. Of course I can. This is my blog. There are almost 250,000 words of me telling you something here. So, here's the thing. All I really want to write about...

Feb 13, 2013 Like

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Feeling old on the internet

Forming habits

My regular catchphrase of "I don't sleep" is a lie. For now.

I can FINALLY write about this

I have one quarter of a degree

I think I'm jealous of myself

Things I can talk about

Musical nostalgia

That's just my face

Let's not talk about my employment prospects

How many songs do you have?

Spring

Favourite books: January to March 2013

Cabane à sucre

Nice things

The term ?identity crisis? is more dramatic than this really is

Let's talk about that song

Search terms, part 3: One Direction and the Pope

Things I miss about home

Badass female musicians

Drawing the line

The things you eat when you're a student

I'm a stereotype: Winter edition

A study of what people mean when they call you a hipster

The 2013 Bloggies

Macbeth

Guilty pleasures revisited

Birth order

The time I kind of almost died

Orange apathy

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