I dont drunk text, Im over that. That-was-so-Bold-9700-ago, Im on some new world droid shit.Auto-correct prevents you from sending sober coherent messages, never mind when youre heavily intoxicated. ...
Im not too sure if I can form a proper sentence anymore, presuming that I could to begin with. Its been a while since I had to write... anything really. Its really taking everything in me from adding...
So I shuffled virtual papers and found this post in the archives. Written in a pretty scummy male tone, the only way Id write - if only my Dad passed on that y-chromosome. Enjoy! has anyone told you ...
So I found myself reading a book review about A Guide to the Good Life: The Ancient Art of Stoic Joy, by William B. Irvine. Reading the snippets is all I can afford to do, with my self diagnosed A.D....
Rusi: If you had to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be? BTW, I really love you guys and the blog. You guys are my homepage!Hey Rusi!Thats a great question. Id have to say ...
step 1: Grab him by the crotch.step 2: throw him up to the ceiling.Now youre having a good ole time.
Cleaning my room and found this poem by my fucking emo seventeen year old self. As an exercise to keep myself grounded, I partake in acts of self-humiliation, that’s why I’m posting the poem. The ANT...
The following is full proof, and tested. Formulated on the blogs two week hiatus. Rusi-who?1 - ReboundThis cannot be stated enough, rebound, rebound, rebound. Key in forgetting, lash out your emotion...
Rusi over at Contemporary mix of "genius" had a lot to say yesterday. His vicious accusations against me, manifested itself as actual physical lesions (pictured above).After receiving this in...
As pathetic as this war has been, Im glad to post that its over, and we won. Fuck this trite "no one wins in war"-bullshit. A Side order of Style won, NOW SWALLOW.CMOG surrendered at 8:25AM t...
HA, so the CMOG bloggers have declared war. Thats cool. Challenge accepted.So, what happens now?Well as I wait on the terms of this war. Im going to go ahead and dole out some advice - everyone seems...
I'm aware that this mash-up mixed tape has been in heavy circulation. But I can't keep quiet knowing that someone might be missing out on it. This splicing is honest to fucking goodness better than t...
/RantSome women come up with the most ridiculous questions. Sad to know men fall prey to these traps everyday..."Did you miss me?"In the legal system, the term for this would be entrapment. But for m...
When you're bored and broke, you can fully appreciate having a bunch of friends that don't mind making a scene with you. You can further appreciate that your aforementioned friends don't read the blo...
"I just don't want to die without a few scars" - Chuck PalahniukI'm 20 and inherently self-destructive. Successfully killing my lungs, liver and kidneys - but that just isn't enough. For the past yea...
If you're not on them yet, well.. get on em. If you're just not into them. You should just GTFO NOW. I'm a tolerant person, but your kind isn't welcome around here.VCR - The XX(myspace)Heart skipped ...
I'd make the greatest guy in the world. I'd have enough pick-up lines to awkwardly hit on every woman in the world, twice. But I'm not, so I shan't. And who am I kidding, I'd be such a stunning male ...
... to fall in love. And because I wrote that, that 'special someone' just got run over by a 16 wheeler. That's just how the world works. You throw it out there for the world to know, and it'll throw...
Did you sneeze? No? Well I be bless'n you with some covers anyway.No Diggity (Blackstreet boys cover)- Klaxons (myspace)This cover is like sex on a stick, on fire, smothered in chocolate. Ok, that so...
We are on a search for overqualified personal servants. We are far too busy being awesome to not have slaves interns. Slutever inspired...Terms of Employment: 20 hours a week minimum, Day, EveningsSa...
I just heard of Wolf J McFarlane about 20 minutes ago, but I'm already into him in a big way. He's put out an album titled UpsideDownDay Tape Mix for free here.His shit is catchy, and hell he's from ...
Searching for mental stimuli. Any ideas? yeah, instead of giving out advice, I've turned to open forum. Lame. Especially lame since Google analytics tells me no one actually spends more than 40 secon...
I can only assume Frank from Post Secrets came up with his million dollar enterprise from a public bathroom stall. He would offer the world the anonymity of revealing their inner most secrets without...
Quantity over Quality - My new mantra for my posts. The phrase was coined by Dick and Mac McDonald, the founders of the burger dispensary McDonalds. Or that's at least thats what my double like a Mac...
(are there) Ways to come home? - Sebastien Grainger (myspace) and the mountainsbuildings and mountains - The republic tigers (myspace)I'm not building this year on bricks of disappointment. I'll leav...
&take me back to these moments in time, please and thank you.Sorry. I promised myself I wouldn't be that person that got all mushy and cliche in light of finding some old photos. Regaining of Com...
It's exam time, so as per usual, I find myself compelled to post. Sharing some bearable little Wayne songs. Yeah, I'm aware he calls himself "lil" Wayne, but I'm going to keep it on the real and spel...
Post'n this for all y'all that haven't seen... Ha, too bad in Toronto, even holding a phone will get you a ticket. But holding an empty gun with a lock on it is another story...
Happy Thanksgiving/Mon/Columbus day!Give your fam a big hug and take an extra scoop of mashed potatoes for us.Some Feel good ballads to help you digest:She's got you high - Mumm-Ra(Myspace)Everything...
So on this lovely Friday, Nasa has scheduled to crash a rocket into the moon. Yeah this is no joke, It's Science. They're hoping to figure out whether the moon has ice in its perpetually dark craters...
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