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i skip again but it's not empty

today is day 21. which means there are only 10 days left of this blog a day in may flannigan. 10 DAYS. the prompt for today is "a list of links to your favorite posts in your archives". this...

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18 (instead of 19 and 20)

18. tell a story from your childhood. i was about about four or five? maybe? either way i was sleeping in my parents' room. i woke up in the middle of the night and turned over to see my mom...

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day seventeen

a favorite photo of yourself and why: well, because. 1) i am being attacked2) the veins in my neck are about to pop out3) everyone else is unphased 4) my niece took this in a series of about 50...

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two days worth

day fifteen: a day in my life... ...involves forgetting to blog. would you look at that? the irony. day sixteen: something difficult about your "lot in life" and how you're working to overcome...

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day fourteen

10 things (other than my family) that make me happy in no specific order or favoritism: paris. i mean, it's my favorite. anything flamin' hot. beating chris at all things in life. this ugly baby...

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day thirteen

issue a public apology. well, if this isn't ironic at all... dear blog, i apologize to you. you used to be one of my favorite places to be, a place for me to share all the stupid adventures i went...

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day twelve

what do i miss? i miss this place. and the people of mine that still live in this place. i miss it very hard and very strong.

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day eleven

sell yourself in 10 words, go: i can burp the alphabet. who needs 10 when you can sell yourself in 5.

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day 10... dot dot dot

"day 10, most embarrassing moment. spill." see, i don't know. this means i'm either embarrassed a lot or not embarrassed enough. if its the latter, i think i'm in for a treat come june when i head...

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day nine, a moment in your day

i'm cheating because i'm posting this the day before, sir gaspsalot. but a moment in my day (from like a couple weeks ago)(because i love any excuse to whore sharkie out)? there's this: this is...

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day 8

a piece of advice you have for others: don't listen to other people's advice. live your life for yourself. make decisions you will be proud of -- for yourself.

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day 7, the things you're most afraid of

-having my heart broken -losing a loved one -not making my parents proud -losing sharkie -loss in general -cellulite -cavities -should sourdough bread become extinct -chris when he watches sports

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day six, if you couldn't answer with your job, how would you answer the question, 'what do you do'? i'm a lover. a fighter. and a do-er. those are things that i do. i also nap. i do that a lot. for...

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day 5, publicly profess your love and devotion for one of your blogger friends

this is shannon. she blogs at bungalow960. she knows how i feel about her. so, really, no caption or professing of love necessary.

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day 4, favorite quote

"don't ever tell anybody anything. if you do, you start missing everybody" -holden caulfied catcher in the ryeaka that book you were supposed to read in high school but didn't read but ended up...

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Day 3, things that make me uncomfortable

1) Worms - something about them makes me uncomfortable. Plus they are everywhere when you don't want them to be. Like when you're walking and whatever. 2) Recognizing your coworkers shoes in the...

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day two, educate us on something you know a lot about

i'm late. but here i am. thanks to a sad face snapchat served with a side of guilt. day two, educate us on something you know a lot about. i know a lot about harry potter. i happen to know...

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day one, story of your life in 250 words or less

there has been some minimal blogging around these parts and honestly, i haven't been too upset about it. the lack thereof is so present that i even tried to tell someone that i lost my blog...

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bluffs and why one should not try to call them out

you know how when you start dating a new ape man, sometimes they like to beat on their chest and puff up their hairs with some legendary stories to impress you? well, me? but also you? one thing...

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Are we there yet?

I wrote this post on Saturday when we were flying back from the Bahamas in a haze of vacation-has-ended blues. When Sunday morning came around with an ugly dose of jet lag and I was trying to...

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Case of the Lazy's

It was so much easier to engage in all the blog activities when I worked from home on a consistent basis. I'd have two computers open, one for work, the other for miscellaneous activities and I'd...

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28 days later

It's past 10pm and here I am blogging on my phone because it's an hour and a half past my bedtime and I can't sleep. I just lied. I'm still awake because I'm morally obligated to stay awake for the...

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thank you, twitter

...and eric stonestreet for point this out last night. because all you ladies that clog up my twitter feed with these bachelor play by plays that i read instead of watching so that i don't actually...

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face full of sneeze

so i had to work yesterday because i'm allergic to president's day. that's my story and i'm sticking to it. but really, not really. i did, in fact, have to work and i also feel the start of...

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for the love of sundays

our weekends are dictated by a few things: 1) chris is not capable of sleeping in2) sharkie is not capable of holding his bladder past 6:45am 3) chris is not capable of getting out of bed to take...

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42 is the new 6

oh, february 5th. you are such a bittersweet day every time you come around. so what if the thought of my first born child getting turning six gives me drowning eyeballs syndrome. this is about...

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typed things

as much as i'd like to complain and say this week went by really slow, it really didn't. work has been supremely busy to the point that i haven't even been taking my noon lunch breaks to come home...

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fresh choice

back in the day--and i mean wayyyyyy back in the day--in the once upon a relationship's before this one i'm currently in past, i wasn't the happiest camper. he is/was what, by default, the universe...

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donuts and dresses

when i woke up yesterday morning, i thought it was friday and according to my calendar at work i also think it's still 2012. i mean, let's be real here -- i'm really just all kinds of all over the...

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i skip again but it's not empty

18 (instead of 19 and 20)

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day 10... dot dot dot

day nine, a moment in your day

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day 7, the things you're most afraid of

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day 5, publicly profess your love and devotion for one of your blogger friends

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Day 3, things that make me uncomfortable

day two, educate us on something you know a lot about

day one, story of your life in 250 words or less

bluffs and why one should not try to call them out

Are we there yet?

Case of the Lazy's

28 days later

thank you, twitter

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for the love of sundays

42 is the new 6

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