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Now if you were an oriental gentleman, trying to make a name for yourself in the wake of Bruce Lee's death, what surname would you rather have? Something like 'Lo' perhaps? Or what about 'Li'? Nah!...
[ SHATTERING SALE ] Harper Row is a very nice girl. She doesn't swear, or curse, or yell. I once heard her raise her voice. But that was because she had no choice. As Batman was watching the...
A man walked into a pub and asked the barman 'What? Is this supposed to be a joke?'. In turn, the barman replied back to the man by saying to him 'No. You came in here in the first place, mate. I...
[ WOLVERINE FOR SALE ] I've always liked the colour of green. It's bold, spectacular, and sometimes mean. Just ask my mate the Hulk. He knows that it's no joke. To be tingled with a hue that is...
Believe it or not; the name for the aforementioned film was inspired by a radio show hosted by Don McNeill, which ran from 1933 to 1968. Yeah. Straight up! If you think I'm kidding why don't you...
[ SHAGGY SALE ] It's better if a group is diverse. It's like a sprinkling of multi-cultural rhyming-verse. One add one equals two. My best mate's a Jew. And never read what I say whilst in a...
[ AN ALL-WHITE SALE ] Get ready for a very slow tale. It's slower than a limp wristed Christian Bale. First goes his top. Quickly followed by the chop. Resulting in a swoon by a comely female. Oh!...
Picture the scene. A lone gunman walks into a well-polished salon somewhere in the Wild West, desperately needing a place to hang his hat for a short while. When suddenly -- CLANG! -- a...
Picture the scene. It is a dark and stormy night, and somewhere way off in the distance you can hear a dog savagely barking for mercy. When suddenly -- BANG! -- a thunderous echo of laughter creeps...
Now some people overcome hardships by moaning a lot. Whilst other people overcome hardships by messing about. But do you know how my great mate, Roxy Lee, overcomes this type of thing? Yep. That's...
[ FLASH IN THE PAN BARGAINS ] The crew gets sucked into a right Monster-Mash. With a guest appearance by our old pal, the Flash. Barry tries to clean up the mess. Whilst they begins to feel...
What's the biggest difference between a prayer in a church and a prayer in a casino? In a casino, you'll really mean it. Oh! Sorry. Did I offend you? My bad. I tell you what, for my penance, I will...
Believe it or not; 'The Fly' is the only known creature in the insect kingdom, which is named after the only thing it can do. Well, if you think about it for a moment or two, you know that this...
[ RUNNING FOR A BARGAIN ] It must be a pain in the ass to suddenly contract cancer. It must be like a man with no legs who wants to be a dancer. Difficult to comprehend. Hard to tell a friend. And...
[ GO TO GET ME THOSE SALES ] Hey, who's turned out the f*cking lights? Was it that chap who wears those awful purple tights? You know, what's-his-name. That sap that looks like Bane. And has a...
Did you know that the most underappreciated people known to mankind are actually workmen? Yeah. I'm not messing about, folks. Nobody believes anything they say. Nobody trusts what they do. And...
[ WHO'S GOT MY COUPONS? ] An all-new Flash epic begins here. So don't try and run away like that sod, Richard Gere. Go on, stand your ground. And don't try to sound profound. By reciting something...
Comic book movies have enjoyed a big resurgence in recent years, and audiences are loving these sweet shoot-em-up action flicks as well. This summer, enjoy more of the same with five of summer’s...
No. The aforementioned film isn't another bio-pic on the music impresario, Ray Charles. Furthermore, it isn't a brash attempt at boosting the ophthalmic profession either. Instead, this cleverly...
Italy. The birthplace of such things as: Pasta. Design. Pizza. Curly Moustaches. Ravioli. Pretty Women. People With Stranger Accents Than Me. Ragu. A Three Toned Flag. Benito Mussolini. And of...
Yesterday, I thought that it would be a pretty good idea to pop on over to my local comic shop, and then buy myself a brand spanking new graphic novel. But no. It wasn't a good idea. Graphic novels...
Now some people say that gambling is a mugs game. You can't win. You can only loose. And generally you're left without a penny in your pocket. Heck, the only way you can win at this game of chance,...
[ DESPERO FOR A BARGAIN ] Will the Trinity War be a boar? Or will it be something that's very-very sore? Superman has his doubts. Wonder Woman screams and shouts. Whilst the rest of the League...
Do you know why the wonderful world of cosplay is truly so wonderful? Is it because of the great outfits the cosplayers wear? Or is it because the cosplayers are able to bring to life what...
[ BLINDED BY THE BARGAINS ] Deaths and rebirths always come hat in hand. It's like listening to an electric mariachi band. Sometimes it can be fun. Other times it smells of bum. Whereas by in large...
[ NO MIND FOR A SHOP ] Get ready for the return of the Proctor. It's much better than visiting a witch doctor. Unless you are a bit of a git. Who likes talking sh*t. Whilst bothering Marvel's...
Back in the day when men were 'real-men', and women were 'real-women', people enjoyed shooting at each other with plastic pistols. Honestly. I saw it in this funny western about a man and his...
If you've ever envisioned a tall, repressed, and gangly looking Englishman with a mustache, who have you thought about? Burt Reynolds? Tom Selleck? Joseph Stalin? Or what about that tall,...
[ WHERE'S THAT COUPON? ] When a villain returns from the grave. Do you pretend to be stoic and brave? Or would you rather sh*t your pants. Or eat microscopic ants. Before having a once-all-over...
American business magnate / novelist, Max de Pree, once said: 'We need to give each other the space to grow, to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity. We need to give each other space so that we...
