A dark, mysterious beast . . .

Good news. That turtle beast now comes in a new, shadier, richer, green colour.

It's quite like a British Racing Green. Crossed with the moss you find on the coolest, shadiest part of the forest floor. With just a touch of health shop smoothie. And a twist of bay. On a base of 1920s military slacks.

But for the sake of the shop listing I have just called it 'Dark Green'. I hope you like it.

Speak soon chums. X