WTF?! Wednesday

It’s that time of week again when I search the internet high and low to find those crazy stories that cause you to wonder WTF?! Just kidding, it doesn’t take too much effort, there is a massive amount of crazy floating around out there. So sit back and enjoy:

Church uses Hitler quote to advertise youth programs

A church in Alabama rented a billboard to advertise their youth programs and decided that a quote from Hitler (yes, that Hitler) was the best option for the ad. The church is pulling the billboard and has admitted that a Hoover quote, “Children are our most valuable resources“, may have been a better choice. Hmm, you think?

Bouncy castle lift off

I have been in these bouncy castles a million times and never went airborne but this is the second lift off in recent weeks. What the heck is happening lately with these things flying away? Have we forgotten how to tie a know and place a stake in the grown? Is there an app for that?

#FreeTheNipple

Scout Willis (Daughter of Bruce and Demi) recently went for a stroll through NYC completely topless as a way to protest being kicked off Instagram for showing her nipples. She claims this isn’t about wanting attention buttttt….I think I have to disagree.

Pantyhose are the new evening gown

Speaking of naked people, Rihanna decided that instead of wearing a dress to this week’s CFDA awards, she would just wear sparkly pantyhose. Maybe I am just a prude, but this seems like a little too much to me…

Alien Embassy in Canada

Canada has been selected by Raelians as the lucky country to host their alien embassy, complete with spaceship landing pad, so that the great alien creator Elohim will return to earth. Israel was the first choice but they politely declined hosting these crazy alien loving fools despite the Raelians promise of “tens of billions of dollars in economic impact in the future”. Man, I should’ve majored in alien because those things are riiicchhh.

What has made you stop and think WTF lately?