Mermaid Mania: How To Know If You’re An Ex-Mermaid

I think it’s quite clear that I have an irrational obsession with mermaids, so much so, that sometimes I genuinely believe I must be one and just not know about it. Although this may not be the case, I feel it’s my right as a potential ex-mermaid to give insight into how you might know if you too, are an ex-mermaid.

I feel like the term ex-mermaid may be confusing. This is not like an ex-friend that you’re totally over and never want to see again. On the contrary, an ex-mermaid is simply a poor, unfortunate mermaid soul who spontaneously sprouts legs and is forced to live the remainder of her days as a human, walking the streets, forever feeling as though there’s a spark of magic missing.

But, like vampires have their blood, mermaids have their crystals and glitter. Luckily, nothing perks an ex-mermaid up quite like mermaid inspired crop tops, crystal adorned fingers, and perfectly long beachey waves. Of course, instagram is always the perfect place for such inspiration and if my ex-mermaid senses are correct, then instagram is a gem at making me feel just a little bit more at home.

You’re probably an ex-mermaid if:

1. Your hair (almost) touches your butt
2. Your fingers are covered in crystal rings
3. You wear starfish in your hair
4. You love sushi
5. You want to spend the rest of forever on the beach
6. You just want to wear metallic all the time (sometimes)

So, if you said yes to four or more of these things, you’re probably an ex-mermaid. You’re welcome.

Now get out there and be the best ex-mermaid you can be. Happy weekend loves xx

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