My hypothetical tropical vacation

Every now and again I get this itch to go on a tropical vacation. Which is very unlike me. Usually I can't handle the heat, and I'm extremely pale and burn easily, but the lure of the beach still gets to me. Lately I think the arrival of Rick Owens swimwear has fueled my fantasies of a beach trip. Just for fun I compiled my hypothetical beach-bound shopping spree.

Rick Owens one-piece swimsuit. Obviously. (Rick Owens draped lycra bathing suit from Luisa Via Roma)

Rick Owens head scarf. Because my scalp burns in about 5 seconds and putting sun lotion on your head is gross. I know from experience. (Rick Owens head scarf from rickowens.eu)

Kuboraum x Julius sunglasses. I love these. I want these. They're the "ipromiseiwontbuyanotherpairofsunglasseseverevereveriswear" sunglasses. Another frame shape I like from them that is generally less expensive than those is the A2. (Kuboraum sunglasses from Far Fetch)

Rick Owens flip flops. Because why not. (Rick Owens flip flops from rickowens.eu)

Institut Esthederm Adaptasun. I've heard a lot about this brand, which is supposed to be really good for sun intolerant skin. (Institut Esthederm suncare from Space NK)

Yoko Ono beach towel (not pictured). Of course I would need a beach towel, but not just any beach towel. Why not drop some cash on a designer Yoko Ono beach towel that I spotted at the Tate last week? (Yoko Ono "Imagine Peace" beach towel from Tate Modern)

Rick Owens tank dress (not pictured). For a cover up, I would go for a super sheer tank dress one or two sizes bigger than normal for a less skin-tight fit. (Rick Owens tank dress from rickowens.eu)

Rick Owens mesh bucket bag (not pictured). Of course I need a bag, so why not top off my Rick beach look with the Drkshdw mesh bucket bag. I love this shape and really want one in leather for everyday. (Rick Owens Drkshdw net bucket bag from rickowens.eu)

Now that I have everything planned, I just need a plane ticket to somewhere exotic and warm!