next year's met gala, right? RIGHT?

So Monday was the Met Ball, which was "punk" "themed", because THE MOST punk thing that ever possibly exist is a party for rich people at $30,000 per person, right? Because it isn't like punk was/still is an independent scene that gives people a sense of community and belonging. Never mind the fact that the only thing less punk that the Met Ball is a bunch of old dudes eating chicken alfredo at a suburban country club. The Met Costume Ball this year was a chance for obscenely rich people to indulge in their inner punk, and gosh, they certainly UPPED THE PUNX. Was that Kim Kardashian with giant Xs on her hands? And did you hear about how Giovanna Battaglia hosted the after party at her DIY basement space? Will anything possibly compare to Marc Jacobs and Grace Coddington picking up pennies in the mosh pit?

Well don't worry, because I've already figured out what next year's Met Bell theme should be. In honor of the many music and fashion achievements of Kate Bush - excuse me, Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire Kate Bush - I propose that the next Met Ball should be themed after our Lord Lady Lionheart. With an accompanying exhibit of Kate's finest style moments, from the ghostly "Wuthering Heights" dress to her extensive spandex dancewear collection. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES! Maybe the Olson Twins will re-enact "Babooshka". Taylor Swift will speak only in whale songs. And luckily Kate Bush's lewks are so iconic that the Met Ball guests wouldn't even have to try that hard to stay on theme! Here, I've picked out effortless options for some of this years' Met attendees, saving them the exhaustive trouble of FITTINGS WITH DESIGNERS.

Florence Welch is simply ravishing as she channels Kate's leotard moment! The dog days may be over, but the Hounds of Love days will last forever~*~*

Anna Wintour is a Secret Weirdo and probably thrashes around on a bass guitar while crying tears of acid. Kind of like that scene in "Bring It On" when Aaron the Obvious Punk Rocker thinks Torrance isn't creepily stalking him as he exuberantly jams in his room. Anna, we know. We are all Torrence.

Hi Karlie! Looking pretty fly in Kate Bush's quilted bell-shaped ensemble! This heavenly robe situation is perfect for those cloudbursting days, and someeeeething makes me think that Karlie has a lot of them.

Obviously Miley Cyrus and her Guy Fieri Hair would be right at home as the Babooshka. Especially considering Miley's awesomely sexxxie shoot for V Magazine, she might really enjoy the studded bra and striped balloon shirt combo. Babooshka may be made in the UK but she can't be tamed. WON'T BE TAMED.