cure for girls in a 20s something quarter-life crisis

Ahem. My fellow Americans, <-- (this means nothing if you don't sing it charismatically like Obama) Traditionally speaking, addiction programs have twelve-steps. Uh oh, I had you at Obama now I lost you. The chair in the empty auditorium of your head squeaks under your weight. There isn’t a table of coffee or donuts in the back. This situation is starting to look bleak and you start