Because I’m pretty hot.

Man(in his fifties) at the coffee stand: “That coffee is at least as hot as you, right?” Me (wondering how the heck to respond): “Ummm… I hope so?” Nerdy me, about five minutes later: “Dang it! I should have replied ‘it’s actually about 44 degrees hotter.’ “* *sigh* Nerdy me, where are your quick replies (...)