Retarded Patients

I haven't seen a retarded patient for a while now. And by retarded, I don't mean mentally challenged, I mean buttfuck stupid! Little Miss Medic: Hello, Retarded Pregnant Lady, how are you today? Retarded Pregnant Lady: I am fine thank you. LMM: So now that you are 36 weeks pregnant, it is routine to do a vaginal swab. RPL: A what? LMM: A high vaginal swab, to check for any infections