Vajazzling
Definition: to give female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals, so as to enhance their appearance. Note: don't read this if you are a ninny! I thought vajazzling would not have lasted post-2010. Unfortunately it has. What a fucking stupid idea. Sticking/glueing/bonding gem like gadgets onto your parts! Firstly, it involves meticulous grooming, which most people don't have time for,