Everything’s coming up Emma.
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I did not know that there was such a thing as “serving up UN Goodwill Ambassador realness” until now. But if anyone could make that happen, it’s Emma Watson. I highly recommend you watch her inspiring and eye-opening speech about feminism that she gave to the UN this week while wearing this iconic Dior coat-dress. The only thing more beautiful than her outfit was her message.
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I had to turn my screen brightness up to a blinding level to see it, but this dress actually has some cool sheer effects that make it a lot more interesting than it appears at first glance. But also, Emma Watson could wear a burlap sack and I’d be like THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF FASHION.
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There are few enough events in the world where it is appropriate to wear a palm-tree printed tuxedo. It’s basically just a gay tropical destination wedding, or the Roberto Cavalli show in Milan. Coco chose the latter, and knocked it out of the fucking park.
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I predicted we’d see Emma Stone in this stunning couture gown, but it’s pretty damn close to perfection on Kirsten. The pockets are to die for, and I love that the shoes replicate the design in the bodice.
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Joining Team Gowns With Pockets, Jessica Chastain was a delight in this surprising shade of banana. It shouldn’t work with her coloring, but somehow, it does.
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Almost pain-stakingly perfect. A black or red pedicure, and I might have thrown up all over myself.
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It’s a dress for a kindergartener, but Kerry Washington makes it work. I got tired of white pumps on the red carpet a year ago, when they took over Hollywood for an entire summer, so I’d have changed up the shoes. But these baby blues are pretty damn beautiful on her.
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Awesome crop top, but I’m worried someone is going to trip on that purse tassel.
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Honestly, if you’re going to wear the dress a gold-digging Muppet would wear at her husband’s funeral, you have to go bigger than this. You need more interesting shoes, wild hair, and more makeup than just that red lipstick. Karolina, you should know better.
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It’s almost aggressively sweet, but I’m still on the side of liking it, even if it’s bordering on handmade tablecloth territory.
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Uh, I think your dress is broken.
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I appreciate the effort, but Coco did it SO much better.
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Jackets slung over shoulders is my new red carpet pet peeve. It’s particularly common on the front row, because stars are always sweating in packed tents while having to shill the free coat a designer sent them. Unless that thing is glued to your shoulders, it ain’t staying there. But I guess that’s what you pay assistants for – to keep your coat that you didn’t buy that’s worth more than a car from falling off your perfectly tanned shoulders.
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Who the fuck is this, and what has she done with Diane Kruger?
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Am I getting old, or do they both look pretty fucking stupid?
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This is a bland, boring outfit that I was forced to include because Elle Fanning is a brunette now. Discuss.
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But also, there are these things called jackets that fit.
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Somehow, she is wearing way too much fabric and WAY too little fabric simultaneously.