stephanie martian

hello, I am….

Awhile ago I wrote about my #1 search engine referral: chinchillas!
Today I’m going to write about my #2 search engine referral: “Stephanie Orefice” .. aka ME!
Hopefully if people really are searching my name in hopes of figuring out what I’m about {so weird, but hello} then this post would be a great landing page for that.

-I am an only child. I blame most of my social issues on that.

-For two years I lived in Seattle. For a year I lived in SoCal. Now I live in the Portland area. West Coast is the Best Coast

-The sound of running water is my favorite sound.

-Legally Blonde is my favorite movie and musical, and I actually prefer the musical.

-I drink coffee like it’s going out of style.

-Baby elephants are my favorite animals. I love their floppy little trunks and their lack of balance.

-Even though I live in Washington, I have an annual pass to Disneyland. Because magic.

-I’ve maintained an online blog of some sort for 11 years.

-Sometimes I straight up am amazed by the fact that I wear glasses. I look at a picture of myself and think “woah, I wear glasses.” Or I’ll want to ask people “Do you realize that I wear glasses every moment I am awake?” because I just think it’s fascinating.

-I have a white streak in my hair. Like Anna. You know, from Frozen.

-My love language is quality time. and thai food.

-I’m the most insecure about my nose. I think it’s really big and makes me have a weird facial profile. It looks normal from the front but from the side it is so pointy.

-Honey sticks from farmers markets are the best.

-When I was little, I told people that Jonathan Taylor Thomas was my cousin in an attempt to make friends (refer to the first thing I mentioned about myself before you judge me). I said that I got a scar on my leg from playing roller hockey with him, and now I seriously have NO idea how I got that scar.

…I think we are all so much more than we could ever convey with words and stories. We were created to be experienced, and so this is only just the surface of the wholeness of my being. But at least it gives you a better idea of who I am.

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