I’m an Australian, get me out of here.

This is happening. When I woke up it was -13C and felt like -24C, so I guess comparatively it’s toasty now. (It’s not. It’s fucking freezing.)

What I’m wearing today:

Underwear.
Two pairs of knit tights.
Insulated trekking socks.
Knee-high boots.
Tank top.
Long sleeved tshirt.
Jersey knit dress with sleeves to elbows.
Knit cardigan.
Elbow-length gloves (wool would be warmer, but it makes me itch).
Scarf.
Beanie.
Winter jacket with the hood up.

Verdict?

Despite my natural insulation (i.e. flab), I am not made for this kind of weather. Oh god, I miss the beach.