The Scenario: It's 7:00 p.m. and you just got out of your hot yoga sculpt class. The man next to you did not invest in proper sweat-resistant attire, don't make me explain further. You worked in the office all day long, minus 20 minutes at lunch to scarf down a $26 "
cobb" salad -
hold the lobster and the smoked gouda, wtf am I vegan again? - with your mother. Needless to say, you look like a haggard little beast.
The God Forsaken Un-Question: My friends are visiting from Abu Dhabi, I just made a reservation at that little restaurant that makes your favorite dirty martinis, see you in an hour!
Fan-f*cking-tastic.
You have two options; A. Tell your friend that you're now a recovering alcoholic and can't leave the rehab facility (
aka your bedroom) for another 8 hours, or B. Pull your sh*t together and throw on an impressive outfit.
Don't be a party pooper, now.
Here are a few fab weeknight essentials that are easy to throw on and trés impressionnant, just make sure you take a shower first, I cringe at the thought of what your leftover Bikram-produced sweat could do to a silk lining.
Check it...
1. Go for a casual black with sleeves, or a printed sheath.
DOLCE & GABBANALeopard-print Sleeveless Shift Dress$1,445
2. Black matches everything, your options are sophisticated Blahniks or sky-high cutouts.
GIUSEPPE ZANOTTICircle Cutout Ankle Boot$1,395
3. Don't carry a crappy clutch, save it for the nightclub.
FENDIMedium Selleria Peekaboo Bag$5,050
4. It's the perfect time for that conversation piece cuff.