Bet you never thought you'd see THAT headline on this blog, huh? Haha ha. Hmm.
Step 1: Find a collar. Pop it. Step 2: Do "big hair". In my case, the biggest hair I can accomplish in Minnesota humidity. Step 3: Wear big
sunglasses. Step 4: Make friends with a
photographer. Step 5: Pretend like it's no big deal and you look this great all the time.
Bonus Step: Adopt a Pug.