The Truth about Youth

Claire says:

“Look I don’t get all these women wanting to stay young forever with all their injections, suctions and plucktions… I mean, what’s the whole point?

I don’t feel that pressure at all. Maybe because my mother used to say ‘Always remember my little darling, if one drinks a lot of irish scotch, one stays young!’…

Come to think of it, maybe it was ‘dies young’…

Ah well, I wouldn’t need all that Blahtox one way or the other…! And you can get that on a t-shirt too if you want!”

Special T-Shirts for St. Patrick’s day available now. Click on the picture to get to the shop!